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Kill a black man and very little happens until people are in the streets rioting. Deflate some footballs, raise some eyebrows of the talking heads on ESPN, and there is a full-fledged investigation for a game that doesn't fucking matter in the grand scheme of things.My dad was a cop (among other things) so I'm not against cops in general, just bad ones and we need to be more diligent in weeding out the bad ones and punishing those cops who break the law just as much if not more than we wou...
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That time you see a headline flash across your screen and you think "Oh, God, I think I know who this is." You read the article and realized you were right. RIP, Mr. Joe.
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Things I learned on the train trip to Manhattan today:1: Apparently the Manhattan Project was called such because it was stationed in Manhattan. 2: The Manhattan Project had hundreds of thousands of people working on it and yet managed to keep it a secret.3: The planes that flew into the World Trade Center were gray, not white and this is proof something something conspiracy. *Additionally, there was probably the skinniest woman I've ever seen who was so tired and hungry that she cou...
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Project: Clean apartmentSupplies:1. Backhoe2. Pneumatic jackhammer3. 16 megaton thermonuclear device4. Bleach
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Some joker at work set my memory cache size to 0 Mb so I kept getting "Low memory" errors and it took me a few minutes (and a Google search) to figure out what was going on.Bastards.
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Rejected superhero idea: The Blue Streak: after finding an ancient talisman in his grandparents' attic, Jacob Jacmiov discovers that the can run very fast but only while cursing out loud.
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A thought has occurred to me that could be funny or terrifying, depending on your perspective: the US Army trusted me with live ammo. LOL/shudder
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So I'm at work, having a blast (LOL, j/k). I put my iPhone in my shirt pocket. After a few minutes, I hear "Click! Whir!" coming from that pocket. So I now have pictures of the inside of my shirt pocket if anyone wants them.
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I just had a dream that I was being chased around by Ted Knight ("The Mary Tyler Moore Show," Caddy Shack, "Too Close For Comfort"... yes, *that* Ted Knight) wielding a bloody machete. I'm confused: should I be terrified or should I be laughing?
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Nothing like going through your desk drawer and finding timesheets dating back to 2006. Organization: I don't haz it.
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I'm beginning to think that, at work at least, no matter what I do, it's wrong. I also think that those who think I have a bad attitude should check their own.