Pariah Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 “You’re a desert of knowledge, my friend.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 Hannibal Heyes : What are you sweatin' for, Kid? I've handled nitroglycerin before. Jed 'Kid' Curry : I know, Heyes, but there's always a last time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 The only way we're gonna win this war is if Tokyo is more fouled up than Washington. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 9, 2019 Report Share Posted September 9, 2019 Ambassador, there are so many things in the universe that are and so many things that aren't. If I were to take the time to deny all the things that aren't, we'd be here for centuries, wouldn't we? Cassandra and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 "I can save these people! Help me! Help me." "Many have said that. But you are the first I believe could do it!" Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 17, 2019 Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 I don't want to be a poor sport about this, but if he wins, shoot him. bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Pariah said: "I can save these people! Help me! Help me." "Many have said that. But you are the first I believe could do it!" Big talk from the man who lost a fight to Tommy Solomon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 Where's the beef? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 17, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2019 It's morning again in America. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkonduty Posted September 18, 2019 Report Share Posted September 18, 2019 Don't you want a grandchild? If I do I'll just scrape all your mishaps together and knit it a onesie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 26, 2019 Report Share Posted September 26, 2019 And they made a very satisfying thump. Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 "I need to purify myself first. Cleanse my vision. And in order to do that I need to get my hands on some lynx urine." "Oh, ummm, okay, so where are you gonna find lynx urine?" "I got a lady." Nods. "You got a lynx urine lady." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 "I've watched you lick cocaine crumbs out of a shag carpet." "It's not a sin to be thrifty, dear." Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 Mmm. They call it Mudder's Milk. All the protein, vitamins and carbs of your grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen percent alcohol. Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 8, 2019 Report Share Posted October 8, 2019 “Some mothers teach you how to cook. Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 "Have you thought about what will happen to you if I go to prison?" "I'll always be alright. I'm cute, and I know how to keep a psychotic man happy. And soon, so will you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 (watching another character fight multiple soldiers) Okay, this is really bad! Yeah, for them! She's small, but scrappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 "Sorry, I can't hear you. I'm on my juice box phone. Call me on my regular phone. Thanks!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 On 9/17/2019 at 9:39 AM, Cassandra said: It's morning again in America. ...and the Hens are laying Opening Credits. This is Eva Gabor. Eva will not hurt you. Remember -- it's not dopey, it's surreal! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 14, 2019 Report Share Posted October 14, 2019 "Do you want a car that is an extension of your *****?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2019 You've obviously confused me with a clown that gives a damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 20, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 20, 2019 I hope you're happy. You ruined my life. Well, I don't think it would have turned out to have been much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 22, 2019 Report Share Posted October 22, 2019 "Never fear the Fleckerl!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 23, 2019 Report Share Posted October 23, 2019 [after Jack has broken a car window and General Hammond has calmed him down] General Hammond: You know that's my car, don't ya? Jack O'Neill: You should get that window fixed. Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted October 24, 2019 Report Share Posted October 24, 2019 "In the middle of my backswing?!?" Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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