L. Marcus Posted February 28, 2019 Report Share Posted February 28, 2019 ... Looked bigger when I couldn't see 'im. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 "See You, Space Cowboy..." bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 he has the brain of a CLAM rat sleep eat sleep and speakin' of sleepin' I need some 'z's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 1, 2019 Report Share Posted March 1, 2019 "It seems I am a crown without an adult, and you are an adult without a crown. Let's just begin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 "It's like when we used to play the Catholic kids from Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow. Worst school cheer I ever heard." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 "I am the Doctor -- whether you like it or not!" "Try to stay out of my way, in future and in past. The Universe should be big enough for the two of us -- just..." "Unstable? UNSTABLE?!?" "Is the Doctor sane?" "Sometimes..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 "The world ends in eight days, and I have no idea how to stop it." "I'll put on a pot of coffee." Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 You were an excellent student. Too bad for you I was a lousy teacher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 That last Prison Chaplin got a tattoo he didn't want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 8, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 Oh, I'm sorry. Was that too weird for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 8, 2019 Report Share Posted March 8, 2019 But they're ready for a movie based on a comic book. Sounds like a dreadful idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 "Charles! That's the guy who reposessed my sidecar!" "Really? I didn't know you had a motorcycle." "I don't! I bought the sidecar first. Now I have nothing!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 "Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes! They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses! And what's with all the carrots? What do they need such good eyesight for anyway? Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be Bunnies!... or maybe midgets..." IndianaJoe3, drunkonduty and Hermit 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 " How 'bout a bunny? They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be! "Cutesy?", "wootsie?"... Have you even met me? "I read all about the prediction of Nightmare Moon. Some mysterious objects called the Elements of Harmony are the only things that can stop her, but I don't know what they are, where to find them... I don't even know what they do!" "The Elements of Harmony: A Reference Guide". "How did you find that?" "It was under "E"!" "Oh." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 "... You remember 'feelings', right?" "Of course I do. I have feelings each and every day ... Are you telling me that you don't have feelings?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 I know what love is cuz I watch talk shows. Love is the end of happiness! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 10, 2019 Report Share Posted March 10, 2019 " I'm assigning an intern from the press office to that website. They're going to check it every night before they go home. If they discover you've been there, I'm going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass...what?!" "Well, technically, I outrank you..." "So far up your ass!!" L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 11, 2019 Report Share Posted March 11, 2019 Good luck, Captain. I think you're about to go where... everyone has gone before Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 "I was there, at the dawn of the Third Age of Mankind. It began in the Earth year 2257 with the founding of the last of the Babylon stations..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 14, 2019 Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 "Beneath that cold exterior beats a heart of pure stone." "I've got this shocking pain right behind the eyes." "Have you considered amputation?" "I have never understood why it should be necessary to become irrational in order to prove that you care. Or indeed why it should be necessary to prove it - 'at all'." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 14, 2019 Legal is also floating the idea that death might have been a preexisting condition. Apparently he was very quite in this interview. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 17, 2019 Report Share Posted March 17, 2019 you guessed it, Frank Stallone. or so the Germans would have us believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 19, 2019 Report Share Posted March 19, 2019 "Your guys would do anything for you, Ted. They've got . . . what's that thing again? Underlings have it. Loyalty." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 20, 2019 Report Share Posted March 20, 2019 "Look, Dad-dee, a snake!" *WHACK* "Snakee go down the hooooole." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted March 22, 2019 Report Share Posted March 22, 2019 I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok I sleep all night and I work all day NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition ! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, and surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.... Our *four*...no... *Amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again. And now for something completely different Cancer and Armory 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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