Pariah Posted October 2, 2018 Report Share Posted October 2, 2018 "Plato once said that for everything that exists, there is a perfect form of it somewhere. A perfect Human being, a perfect chair, a perfect stick; so that everything is a Shadow of that one perfect form. Now, if we follow that train of thought, that means that somewhere in the universe there exists the perfect form of an absolute and complete idiot. And he left here an hour ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 How's life treating you? Like I ran over it's dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 Okay, you don't like me, and I don't like you. I like you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 3, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 The Judge doesn't like me because I accidentally ran over his dog. And by "accidentally" I mean "repeatedly", and by "dog" I mean "son". Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 "I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 3, 2018 Report Share Posted October 3, 2018 I don't talk to dead men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 ... cutting and sewing people like garments ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Find a window. Open it. Plunge to your death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 "Where am I?" "You're in bed, holding a knife at your doctor's throat." "Answer my question!" "It would be most effective if you would cut the carotid artery, just under the left ear." "I like a brave man." "I was just trying to prevent an argument." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 "Logic is a little tweeting bird, chirping in a meadow. Logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell bad." Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Why don't you use your brain for once? What good could come from that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 Your Son is impossible. And you're a huge pain the the ass. You're made for each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 4, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 What do you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 22 minutes ago, Cassandra said: What do you want? Who are you? Lucius Alexander Who is the palindromedary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted October 4, 2018 Report Share Posted October 4, 2018 "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice, pull down your pants and slide on the ice." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Lucius said: Who are you? Lucius Alexander Who is the palindromedary? Where are you going? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Who do you serve, and who do you trust? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 5, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Understand is a three edge sword. Your side, Their side, and the Truth. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 You can't kill the truth. Actually, you can kill the truth but it always comes back to haunt you. Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Guys...I know Kung Fu! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archer Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 On 10/2/2018 at 6:31 AM, Pariah said: "Plato once said that for everything that exists, there is a perfect form of it somewhere. A perfect Human being, a perfect chair, a perfect stick; so that everything is a Shadow of that one perfect form. Now, if we follow that train of thought, that means that somewhere in the universe there exists the perfect form of an absolute and complete idiot. And he left here an hour ago." I think in the future that quotes from the White House daily press briefing should go into the Political Discussion thread. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted October 5, 2018 Report Share Posted October 5, 2018 Because I have asked you. Because your loyalty to our people should be greater than your ambition. And because I have poisoned your drink. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted October 6, 2018 Report Share Posted October 6, 2018 "He did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn't like him -- so they shot him into space!" "He tried to kill me with a forklift!" Cassandra 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 It's all part of this nutritious war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 7, 2018 Author Report Share Posted October 7, 2018 What happened to Dan? That's a good question. Let's talk about it on the way home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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