Blue Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Trans fats! There are plenty of better sweeteners than HFCS. Dueling voices... Morgan Freeman vs James Earl Jones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Jones was Vader. 'Nuff said. One for the revheads: Ferrari vs Lamborghini Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Um. Ferraris are somewhat less likely to spontaneously combust. (I did get to drive an Aventador once, the exotic supercar dealer coned off this mini test track in the stadium parking lot for a test-drive event they were having. Couldn't get it anywhere near up to speed in such a small space, but it can pull a lot of g's in the corners.) Hard cornering or top speed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Whichever you need to get away from the cops Brady Bunch vs Partridge Family (yeah, I had nothing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 The Partridge Family on the count of fancying Shirley Jones. DC villains showdown ! Count Vertigo vs Sonar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Count Vertigo has the cooler sounding name. Liberty or safety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Liberty or safety? Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety. Hence, Liberty. Ben Franklin vs. George Washington Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Benjamin is worth 100 Washingtons! Teddy or Franklin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Teddy once gave a 90-minute speech after getting shot. FDR has nothing to compare to that. Battle of the Bushes! Mulberry vs. Juniper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Here we go round the Mulberry Bush is proof of the Mulberry Bush win. Lethal Legion Legends ! Grim Reaper (Marvel Comic character version) vs Living Laser (Marvel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Pretty sure the Grim Reaper kills Living things, that would include lasers of the living variety. Battle of the punchable extras... Advanced Idea Mechanics vs Cobra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 CObra, as I actually know who they are (though I might remember the other one with a clue) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Crazy places to stay battle Australia vs Hoth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Hoth seems way safer, but Australia has hotter women, so I'll risk it. Star Destroyer or Millennium Falcon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 you'll have to watch Empire Strikes Back to figure this one out. another battle of the enviroment Australia vs Jupiter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Jupiter. It has less things that can kill you. Box Jellyfish, sharks of various varieties, crocodiles, boxing kangaroos and drop bears. The Age old battle, Mind the Flayers ! Githyanki (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Githyanki) vs Githzerai (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Githzerai) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Githzerai. They MIGHT not kill you right off. Owlbears vs Beholders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Beholders on their versatility. Another classic battle Ropers (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roper_(Dungeons_%26_Dragons)) vs Shambling Mounds.(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shambling_mound) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Shambling Mounds. Ropers makes me think of the landlord from Three's Company. Tied up in Knotts: Ralph Furley vs. Barney Fife Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Barney Fife. Ralph Furley doesn't even have one bullet. Musical Geography Smackdown! Boston vs. Kansas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 In a surprise ruling Chicago joins the fight to make it a triple threat and take the title. D+D demolition ! Trolls vs Ogres Pariah and Old Man 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Trolls have singing and dancing and hugging, while ogres have layers (like onions) and donkey sidekicks. There are no winners here. Disney Demigods: Hercules vs. Maui Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 The Rock has played both but not in the Disney version. So Maui wins. Undead Undoing ! Skeletons (D+D) vs Zombies (D+D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Zombies, because you can hit them with whatever you want, whereas for skeletons I think you have to put your edged weapons away. Copper dragon or bronze dragon? (No googling to see what their breath weapons are!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 14, 2017 Report Share Posted June 14, 2017 Copper Dragon because you make copper coins from the body, sell all the innards for magic research and even make armour Abyssal Adversaries ! Demons (D+D) vs Devils (D+D) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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