Pariah Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 Jack O'Neil. Battle of the Jacks: Jack Burton vs. Captain Jack Sparrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 I have to go with Burton, that movie was too legendary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 Thulsa Doom in snake transformation (Conan the barbarian) vs a hungry honey badger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 Have to go with doom, that was one HONKING snake and intelligent too. A normal honey badger would be outclassed. Schwarzenegger smack down: T800 terminator (no guns) vs Conan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 16, 2017 Report Share Posted December 16, 2017 But, has there ever been a "normal" honey badger. oh, and the terminator, Conan's swordplay was uninspiringly clunky at times. (or rather instead of making attempts at flashiness, he should just stick with a "hack and smash" approach) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 More terrifying kaiju: giant mutant honey badger vs giant mutant Arkansas razorback. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 I forgot to give a new one before I went to bed didn't I, sorry about that (and I will not answer this one due to my obvious bias) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Honey badger, clearly. Razorbacks, even giant mutant ones, are not natural predators. Whiny Movie Emo Kids: Edward Cullen vs. Kylo Ren Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Kylo might yet be redeemed. Inigo Montoya vs. Connor MacLeod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Much as I love Highlander, I've got to go with Inigo Montoya on this one. Imperial Dreadnought vs. Vorlon Planet-killer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 A vorlon planet killer is a specialist unit dedicated to one role: planetary devastation. It is not built to be a combat unit and usually requires regular combat units to escort and protect it in combat situations. An imperial dreadnought is a combat unit. One on one it likely goes to the dreadnought. Imperial scout walker vs ED 209. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 One step by the AT/ST and SQUISH! Gojira vs the Cloverfield monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 11 minutes ago, Sundog said: One step by the AT/ST and SQUISH! Gojira vs the Cloverfield monster. Uh, the AT ST was the little 2 man scout version featured in return of the Jedi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Goijira, any version. Darth Vader vs Predator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Vader has telekinesis, the ability to deflect the Predator's plasma bolts, and is probably not fooled by the Predator's cloaking device. MCU Melee: Darth Vader vs. Doctor Doom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Frankly, with the merger of IPs, I can envisage a retcon machination in which Doom is cast as the forerunner-prophet of the Sith. "Darth ... I am your forefather." In that spirit: Darth Mouse vs Duck Skywalker BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Darth Mouse Batman was chasing a supervillain and accidentally knocks Tippy-Toe out of his tree. Squirrel Girl is angry... Squirrel Girl vs Batman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Squirrel Girl, of course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 Master Roshi (DBZ) vs American sexual harassment laws Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 America has sexual harassment laws? Master Roshi vs. Aang, Last of the Airbenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 10 minutes ago, Old Man said: America has sexual harassment laws? Master Roshi vs. Aang, Last of the Airbenders I don't know about laws, but a lot of alleged committers are getting metaphorically hacked into oblivion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 3 hours ago, Tech priest support said: Uh, the AT ST was the little 2 man scout version featured in return of the Jedi. Yes. It's also known as an Imperial Scout Walker (AT/ST stands for All Terrain Scout Transport). And more than big enough to squish an ED29. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted December 17, 2017 Report Share Posted December 17, 2017 ATST height 9.04 meters. Reboot Ed 209 height 3.35 meters. Not quite big enough to stomp on Ed 209, maybe could kick. ATAT vs Gundam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Well, you could stomp on it, like a adult human could stomp on a cat, but it'd likely take more than one stomp to put it down immediately. No squishing. Oh and Gundams tend to have special big ass attacks that they can pull out of nowhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted December 18, 2017 Report Share Posted December 18, 2017 Better nickname: T-Bone vs Bubba Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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