Badger Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Balrog (LOTR) vs Balrog (Street Fighter) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Balrog from Lord of the Rings. This inspires awe whereas you see Balrog from Street Fighter and you think., 'Oh it's a boxer' Battle of the Bays San Francisco Bay vs Michael Bay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 SF would be exploded. Michael would find a way to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Friday vs Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y... NIGHT! I see a bad moon a-risin'... Waxing gibbous moon vs. waning gibbous moon Old Man and Lawnmower Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Waxing. When trying to measure occultations, it's much easier to observe disappearances than reappearances. and with that choice.... Waxwings versus waxworms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Waxwings. Waxworms should be exterminated. All we are saying is give peas a chance ! Petit Pois vs Chickpea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Garbanzo beans ftw. Enchilada Accompaniment: Black beans vs. Refried beans Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2017 Report Share Posted September 22, 2017 Black beans. Refried pintos are blah. More Mexican Food: Enchiladas vs. Burritos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Either one is fine as long as I don't have to be around people who've eaten one a few hours ago. Worst director: Michael Bay vs M. Night Shamalon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Worst director: Michael Bay Most unexpected: Bilbo's party at which he entertained a number of Dwarves previously strangers to him, or the Spanish Inquisition? Lucius Alexander If you're surprised by this palindromedary tagline you really haven't been paying attention Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! You're sitting at a game table during a critical moment in the campaign when suddenly you have to drop your guts. Get away from the table for a minute vs letting rip and blaming the guy next to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 If you have the opportunity and wherewithal to get away in time, do it! But in my experience, **** happens. And in those cases it was definitely the guy next to you. Social Combat.... Twitter vs Facebook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Both should burn in the fiery pits of Hades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Would Yoda Make a badass mob boss vs not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 ''With the fishes, you will be sleeping, yes. '' ''His knee caps, break. '' I have to say No. Pyramidal d4s vs. Square rod D4s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 I'll take 3d6s, I don't like d20s Whose more likely to win Cleveland Browns vs Dick Dastardly Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 The Browns did actually win a game (singular) last season. That's one more win than Dick Dastardly has in his whole career, I believe. Who will win a championship first: Cleveland Browns vs. Los Angeles Clippers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Since I don't give a xxxx about sports I'll pick the LA clippers because I prefer California to Ohio. Watching my little pony vs. having a boil lanced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Having a boil lanced Naughty Neutrals Portugal vs Switzerland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Naughty Neutrals Portugal vs Switzerland Switzerland. They are famous for their chocolates--and their flag is a big plus. Insanity Inducement: The whining of a 3-year-old vs. POTUS' Twitter feed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 The current POTUS' Twitter feed is more insanity inducing to the entire world. Naughty Neutrals 2 Venezuela vs Columbia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 23, 2017 Report Share Posted September 23, 2017 Let's see, a country run by a tyrant who somehow still thinks communism is a good idea, or country run by drug cartels? No winners here. A pox on both of them. Pick Your Plague! Flying locusts vs. Boils and sores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Flying locusts. In a real crisis people could rig giant bug zappers and lures to deal with them. I imagine the sight of bug zappers powered off high tension lines would be impressive. More nauseating: sewage spill or the hypocrisy of people who say marching with swastikas is protected free speech but not standing during the national anthem makes people sons of bitches who should be fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2017 Report Share Posted September 24, 2017 Either way, you're knee-deep in $#!+. Chips Ahoy! Fish and Chips vs. Poker Chips Tech priest support 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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