BoloOfEarth Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Go West, young man. West. (Plus, Adam West, so it's gotta be better.) Civil War! North vs. South Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 The South has better food! so..yum Battle of the settings Mystara vs Dragonlance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Dragonlance, because Mystara sounds like a character out of He-Man. Battle of the Classes: Paladin vs. Cleric Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Cleric has more healing power and can invoke the wrath of God. Compass Calamities 2 ! South vs West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 South...because clearly Southerners are quicker to respond to these things John Oliver vs Stephen Colbert Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 John Oliver. Because he's British. Compass Calamities 3 North vs East Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 North, because I've gone East and I've seen what the people there are like. More Directional Debate: In vs Out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Better to be on the inside pissing out than on the outside pissing in. So in. Compass calamities 4 South vs East Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 "Going South" is universally understood to be negative, so East wins. Can you take direction: Around vs Through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 You can go around without anyone ever knowing you're there. Much stealthier. Favorite Joint: Elbow vs. Knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Knee to the groin. Knee win. Compass Calamities 5 ! North vs West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Because of her stupid self-absorbed idiotic parents, there's an unfortunate little girl who's going to grow up with these as her name. No winner here. Either way, Mercury wins! Mercury (the planet) vs. Mercury (the chemical element) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 The element mercury. We use it on earth for a lot of things. What use is the planet mercury to anyone at least for now? Belch vs. Fart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 My farts smell great. Vector victor: Tangent vs Orthogonal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 My farts smell great. LIar!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Smarties. Because they don't do peanut flavour. Compass Calamities ! East vs West Yeah, I prefer my M&Ms without peanuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Better to be on the inside pissing out than on the outside pissing in. So in. Compass calamities 4 South vs East Well, the worst pissing you can do is against the wind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Tangent. The NGD often goes off on one. Sea Silliness ! Cape of Good Hope vs Cape Horn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 LIar!! Come closer, I'll prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 The Cape of Good Hope is less lethal and has better PR. Capes again! Leetha of the 7th House of K (Spawn) vs Cloak of Levitation (Strange) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 4, 2017 Report Share Posted August 4, 2017 Dr Strange's cape. Spawn's cape is well unpleasent. Remake or original Night and the City (1950 starring Richard Widmark) vs Night and the City (1992 starring Robert de Niro) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Richard Widmark version. Not necessarily better, but I prefer originals. Drones vs Hawks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Hawks. Hawthorn rules. Rugby League vs Rugby Union Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Rugby Union. The New Zealand All Blacks are Rugby Union. 'Nuff said. Australian antics ! Northern Australia vs Western Australia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 5, 2017 Report Share Posted August 5, 2017 Northern Australia. Scotland or Wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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