Lawnmower Boy Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Barda. She worked for Darkseid and rebelled. Avengers Angst 3 Vision vs Machine Man "My robot brain needs beer." Machine Man social networks battle! Nextwave versus the Avengers. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 As if the Avengers could lose to anyone. Jarvis vs. Skynet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 J.A.R.V.I.S. because Skynet is a poor man's Ultron. Legal Battle! Harvey Birdman vs Foggy Nelson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Foggy! He's held off Cancer and crooked DAs! Easter Bunny vs Uncle Sam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Easter Bunny. He's six-foot-one, has nerves of steel, and dual wields boomerangs. Cinematic Archers Showdown: Robin Hood (Kevin Costner) vs Katniss Everdeen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Katniss, cuz, Jennifer Lawrence Matt Groening Telematic Superhero Universe... Stretch Dude, Clobber Girl and Lucy Lawless (Bart, Lisa, and Lucy Lawless) vs Captain Yesterday, Superking and Clobberella (Frye, Bender and Leela) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 The first one, cuz Lucy Lawless. Wow, the Guy Can Actually Act: Kevin Costner in "Draft Day" vs. Kevin Costner in "Hidden Figures" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Draft Day was underrated, though perhaps I am biased since I follow handegg. Costner has always been able to act, but only if he is not also directing. Directing: Scorsese vs Spielberg Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Scorsese is more visceral. X Men Fight 1 Cyclops vs Storm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Cyclops. Yeah. I said it. More upbeat song: walking on Sunshine vs Happy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Happy is more uplifting X-Men fight 2 Psylocke (NO ninja power) vs Marvel Girl (NO Phoenix power) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 6, 2017 Report Share Posted July 6, 2017 Jean has more experience and power. Fly spray vs fly swatter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 I'm gonna go fly swatter because... true story... When I was a kid we had an RV stopped at a campsite. We're eating burgers off the grill and flies are driving my dad crazy. He keeps trying to brush one away that's persistent. Finally, it dives, is right at crotch level, when he takes the flyswatter and hits himself full on in the balls then crumples over dropping his beer. Not sure we've ever laughed as hard since. I'd credit the fly if he were in this battle, but I can only credit the flyswatter. And now for a Sophie's Choice of epic proportions.... AC vs DC... Bon Scott vs Brian Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Bon Scott. I like AC/DC because of Whole Lotta Rosie and Touch Too Much and even 40 years later the latter is brilliant. X Men fight 3 Nightcrawler vs Thunderbird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Nightcrawler. He's an awesome character. Thunderbird... isn't. Didn't he die on, like, his second appearance? Kitty Pride's boyfriends Colossus vs. Pete Wisdom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Colossus. He's Russian So who is the better X-Men brick ? Beast (Hank McCoy) vs Colossus (Peter Rasputin) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Colossus Jarvis or Karen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 Karen is Jennifer Connelly, no? Ironically she has been married to Paul Bettany for 14 years. More voice acting: Mufasa vs. Darth Vader Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted July 7, 2017 Report Share Posted July 7, 2017 "Simba, I am your father..." I'm gonna go Darth. It's not that often you get to voiceover a live-action character. videogame antics... Mario vs Sonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Karen is Jennifer Connelly, no? Ironically she has been married to Paul Bettany for 14 years. happy someone got it. Yep, Karen is Jarvis's wife. Mario, plumbers rule. Small dog or big dog as a pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Small dog, theoretically cheaper (though cats are better still). Big dogs will eat like a husky teenager, I poop all over your yard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Spongebob vs Ariel the mermaid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Arial. I feel like I'm losing IQ points every time I see Spongebob. Dystopian Future Movie Showdown: Blade Runner vs. The Hunger Games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 Blade Runner. "Tears in Rain". Marmalade vs. Jam Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 8, 2017 Report Share Posted July 8, 2017 I prefer Jam. Aztec vs Inca Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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