BoloOfEarth Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Bender. He's a doer, not a whiner. No matter who loses, Bob Denver wins... Gilligan vs. Dobie Gillis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Gilligan. No one sings the Dobie GIllis theme. Child Geniusseseses. Geni. I'm obviously no geni. Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory) vs Stewie Griffin (Family Guy) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Dexter, take away DeeDee and he'd rule the world. The other one just talks game. (at least Dexter builds stuff) Bob Denver vs John Denver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 John Denver. "Annie's Song" is one of the great love songs of its day. Colonel O'Neill's Dilemma: Cerulean or Periwinkle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Cerulean. It sounds cooler, anyway. I mean, Laurel Hamilton used it in the title of one of her Mary SueAnita Blake books. Old grognard boardgames: Gettysburg or Afrika Korps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Gettysburg because whatever you do lots of Americans die. what ? Battle of the marksmen Deadshot vs Bullseye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 While Bullseye is everything Deadshot is (and more), overall, in a straight gun marksmanship contest/gun fight they both 'never' miss - so I'll give it to Deadshot for being published more than 20 years earlier. Irradiated Behemoth smackdown! Hulk vs Grond! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 You know what? I'm going to give it to Grond, just because he has the most convoluted origin story ever. Extinction Level Events: Supervolcano eruption vs. Giant meteor impact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Giant Meteor as that's what folks have been voting for. 80s Frontman Fray: Sammy Hagar vs David Lee Roth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Van Hagar for the win. Raisin Bran vs. Cheerios. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Both at the same time, because that gets two over-age almost-empty boxes out of the cupboard, dammit! 1970s Folk or folk-rock ballads concerning transportation deaths. American Pie versus 30,000 Pounds of Bananas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 American Pie. Because Pie. Snakes alive ! Sidewinder (Marvel) vs Cobra (DC) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Cobra, because he doesn't have the ridiculous neck ruff of Sidewinder. Galloping girlfriends! Mary Jane Parker vs. Gwen Stacy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Mary Jane because red heads are hot and blondes are passe. Beware of the Cold Front ! Ice Man vs Killer Frost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Mary Jane Parker vs. Gwen Stacy Yes please! In a large kiddie pool full of lime jello! Ice Man vs Killer Frost Ice Man. I know him. along the same lines as the first ... Betty versus Veronica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 I strongly prefer brunettes, but have you seen Veronica's personality? Ugh. Betty by a mile. Similarly: Ginger vs. Mary Ann Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Ginger is as useless as a chocolate teapot. Mary Ann all the way. Big Burly Blonde Actors: Dolph Lundgren vs. Rutger Hauer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 10, 2017 Report Share Posted May 10, 2017 Rutger Hauer. He advertised Guiness. Battle of the Legion Baddies Mordru vs The Time Trapper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 ... the one with.. the thing! Yeh, that one. Bigger than life, bigger than the afterlife... Eddie from Iron Maiden vs Lemmy Kilmeister himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Lemmy. 'Kilmeister' is one of the coolest names EVER. Captains part two: James Kirk vs. Han Solo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 13, 2017 Report Share Posted May 13, 2017 Both, the audacity meter blows up though. They both go down to a leisure planet and party like men. (albeit more hell to pay for Han, the next day, because, Leia) Battle of 2 previous winners from my suggestions Darkseid vs The Warner Brothers (and the Warner sister) Bonus: What if the Warners coronate Darkseid to "special friend" status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 If the Warners upgrade Darkseid to "special friend" status, it's over. Actually, it's probably over anyway. Remember, these are the folks who beat Death in a game of checkers. Lost in the Woods: Starvation or hypothermia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Starvation you last longer and you still have hope. Carpenter Chaos ! Snake Plissken vs R J MacReady (Escape from New York vs The Thing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 Snake Plissken, and I dont have to give a reason. THough, I still would like to know what exactly happened to Fresno Bob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 1970s Superfriends version of Superman vs Patrick Starfish vs. a rock....... on Jeopardy Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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