Sundog Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Gurps, because Hero Fuzion was utterly crud. Ancient times: Alexander the Great of Macedon vs The Divine Gaius Julius Caesar of Rome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Alexander the Great as he earned the Known World. Julius Caesar had it given to him in a civil war. Plato vs Aristotle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Plato he got a Star Trek episode named after him (Plato's stepchildren) The Scotsman's Wife (samurai jack) vs Darkseid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Darkseid all the way. If he can survive Ambush Bug he can survive anything. Water !, Water !, Everywhere ! Aquaman vs Namor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Aquaman, he actually wins something? Captain Sparrow vs Captain Kirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Captain Jack Sparrow gets the Orion slave girl. Nerd vs Jock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Jock, though the nerd spends the next 30 years fantasising about the encounter and how it could have gone differently and eventually convinces himself that he won and that the jock would do nothing with his life. Pie eating contest! The Blob (the mutant) vs Volstagg (the Asgardian) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 The Blob, because Volstagg will take too many timeouts to quaff ale. Stretching Things... Rubberbando (Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers) vs. Stretch Armstrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Stretch Armstrong, because he is both stretchy and strong. Also his fashion sense is on point. Battle of the Beverages: Tea or coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Tea. Because China and India outnumber everyone else. Winged Wonderment ! Man-Bat (DC) vs The Vulture (Marvel) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Man-Bat due to youth, strength, durability and ferocity. Ripley (Aliens) vs Sarah Connor (T2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Ripley's a fully trained soldier. Who's the boss woody? Groot versus Treebeard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Groot's way quicker. Muscle Car Madness: Max Rockatansky vs Dominic Toretto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Okay, time out. Ripley is not a trained soldier. She's a warrant officer on a civilian mining crew. At no point in her career does she receive more than ten minutes of military training. Conversely Sarah Connor, when her waitressing career ends, spends a decade as a soldier of fortune in Central America. Rant over, game on: Toretto wins because he is subject only to the laws of comic book physics. Max's only superpower is an unusual ability to absorb damage. Next up: Starship three-way! Milano (GotG) vs. Serenity (Firefly) vs. Millennium Falcon (obscure SF reference) Netzilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Millennium Falcon. She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. Classic Movie Showdown: Citizen Kane vs. The Maltese Falcon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 I'm going to say The Maltese Falcon because I've seen it. I also own the DVD for Citizen Kane for years and not yet watched it. New challenge same as the old challenge Citizen Kane vs. The Maltese Falcon (rematch) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 Citizen Kane. Because... Rosebud (dies) Back from the dead. Dracula vs. the Mummy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted May 8, 2017 Report Share Posted May 8, 2017 The Mummy, because he sucks less. King Kong vs Donkey Kong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Donkey Kong can be taken out by a mere plumber. King is King. Devil haunted musicians... Fiddle player Charlie Daniels vs Blue legend Robert Johnson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 CHarlie Daniels because he won the battle vs the devil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Care Bears vs Sith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Both are pure evil, though it would be entertaining to see Darth Maul decapitate a bunch of the furry buggers. Sibling Rivalry: Violet "Little Miss Disappear" Parr vs. Dashiel "The Dash" Parr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Violet, no contest. You can't hit what you can't see, and she can always put up invisible walls for him to run into. Let's have a Kirk-off! Kirk (William Shatner) vs. Kirk (Chris Pine) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 I'm sorry, but this contest is invalid. There is only ONE Kirk, and it's William Shatner. Battle of the Underappreciated Starfleet Captains! Captain Janeway (ST:V) vs. Captain Archer (ST:E) Badger and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted May 9, 2017 Report Share Posted May 9, 2017 Wow. Harder than it looks. Both are victims of writer inconsistency that occasionally borders on downright character assassination and both actors could have done a much better job. I'll give it to Janeway for getting to show what she's capable of more often. Bite my shiny metal.... Bender (Futurama) vs Marvin (HHGTTG) Lawnmower Boy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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