Pariah Posted April 26, 2017 Report Share Posted April 26, 2017 When's the last time you saw a Steeler flop? Pittsburgh for the win. Culinary clash: Tacos vs. Chinese take-out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Tacos pretty much got one gear: spicy. Chinese can be spicy, sweet, and sour. Also, Chinese knows kung-fu. Chinese wins. The Idiocratic candidate vs the head of the Strangelove party, settling things without benefit of the electoral college but still inside the bounds of satire... President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho vs President Merkin Muffley Pariah and BoloOfEarth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 When's the last time you saw a Steeler flop? Pittsburgh for the win. Culinary clash: Tacos vs. Chinese take-out Regardless of the winner my digestive system loses. Netzilla 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Regardless of the winner my digestive system loses. Even if it's Ewok tacos? Ewok chow mein? General Tso's Ewok? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 The Idiocratic candidate vs the head of the Strangelove party, settling things without benefit of the electoral college but still inside the bounds of satire... President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho vs President Merkin Muffley President Merkin Muffley. It sounds fun just to say it. Merkin. Muffley. Champions villains time! Grond vs. a Grond's weight in psionic spider monkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 President Merkin Muffley. It sounds fun just to say it. Merkin. Muffley. Champions villains time! Grond vs. a Grond's weight in psionic spider monkeys. Are psionic spider monkeys edible? Grond. We move from Psionic to Psychedelia... Who has the warped perspective to win brush-to-pencil combat... Salvador Dali vs MC Escher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Tough call, Escher attempts to trap Dali in an endless loop. Dali melts it to escape. Battle of the Rebooted Conan VS Nick Fury Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Gonna go with the rebooted Conan. Momoa was a far better Conan than Schwarzenegger, even if his movie was not nearly as well written or produced. I like SLJ, but rebooted Fury is just SLJ, and is a relatively minor character besides. Next up: Schadenfreude vs. Sehnsucht Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Sehnsucht, because I know fate when I see it. On a lighter note ... Bob Ross versus Fred Rogers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Certified Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Sehnsucht, because I know fate when I see it. On a lighter note ... Bob Ross versus Fred Rogers I'm not saying, I'm just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 On a lighter note ... Bob Ross versus Fred Rogers It's not such a beautiful day in the neighborhood as the Hair paints the Sweater into a corner. Battle of the Teslas: Nicola Tesla vs. Elon Musk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 Tesla uses his death ray on Mr Musk MCU (film) Avengers vs DCEU (film) Justic League (no Superman). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 28, 2017 Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 The MCU wins because Cap. Rope a Dope ! (They can only use a rope) The Rawhide Kid vs Wonder Woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 The MCU wins because Cap. Rope a Dope ! (They can only use a rope) The Rawhide Kid vs Wonder Woman Well, if Kid Colt or Etta Candy were there, it'd be a contest, but, as is, the bi-girl has such an obvious advantage that. . . Wait, were we still talking about fighting? Well, in that case, Wonder Woman, again. Oh: Contest: Zap Brannigan versus Darth Vader. T Officially Licensed Representative of the Forces of Good against the guy with the laser sword. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 I give this one to Zap Brannigan--the only guy in the universe annoying enough to make Anakin Skywalker want to commit seppuku. Astronomy Showdown: Carl Sagan vs. Neil deGrasse Tyson! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Carl Sagan because Carl Sagan, imitations cant be the original. The battle of the Immortals: Flint (Star Trek) vs. Vandal Savage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 I give this one to Vandal Savage due to the Kingdom Come books. He broke a secretary's neck over incorrect sugar in his tea. Now that is ruthless. Battle of the immorals (inspired by the above) Kingpin vs Lex Luthor (no physical combat and that does involve throwing tables, desks at each other. Also no use of minions). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 In a battle of subtlety and maneuver, I give the edge to Luthor due to having a larger fortune higher tech base for more and better resources. The ultimate martial arts showdown: Karate Kid (Legion of Super Heroes) vs Shang Chi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Karate Kid as he will go the extra mile to win. Ultimate Villain battle ! The Impossible Man vs Ambush Bug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Both get distracted by the creamy snack you'd be crazy to say no too and forget there's a fight going on... so winner is golden sponge cake snack with cream center! Zorro vs the Lone Ranger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 The Lone Ranger because duh ! his music is the William Tell overture. Keep on running ! The Flash (Barry Allen) vs Reverse Flash (and no referencing the TV series) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted April 29, 2017 Report Share Posted April 29, 2017 Barry sacrifices his life to stop RF. RF kills himself upon realizing his entire reason for existence just disappeared. Winner: Wally West Battle of the commanding officers: Grand Admiral Thrawn vs General Hammond of the SGC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 Gotta give it to Thrawn and his genius. Would have taken back the galaxy if not for faulty judgement in bodyguards. I'll give the next battle in a moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 30, 2017 Report Share Posted April 30, 2017 The battle of the illusion users: Sosuke Aizen (Bleach) vs (a) Talosian from Star Trek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Talosian. Their entire race depends on it. Let's take it more mainstream (by our standards)... Battle of the Arcane! Doctor Fate vs Doctor Strange Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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