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A Thread? For random musing on? inconceivable!

 

a song recap about murdering mark, possibly in the park, but definitly in the dark around 10pm

You can tell I've watched alot of Friends...

 

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So no one told you Mark was gonna be so gay

That guy's a joke. you're broke, You wanna see him D.O.A.

It's like you've always wished to stab him in his ear

Well it hasn't been the day, the week,

the month, but now it's Marks year,

so...

{Chorus}

 

 

I'll be there for you

When the rain starts to pour

I'll be there for you

lurking right behind the door

This is a day Mark'll rue

 

 

Mark's chained in bed: it's ten, I started work at eight.

I've burnt his face off so far, things are going great.

I coated him in honey, and brought the wasps and bees

Mark can't get them off and these are german wasps and killer bees

and

{Chorus}

 

No one could ever catch me

Cause No one could ever see me

my girl agrees it's quite fun to be mean

Shes the one to mace that mark with

Staple all over his chest with

Someone who always laughs at

Even when I'm at my worst, I'm best with her

Yeah!

 

{Chorus}

I'll be there for Mark

When the rain starts to pour

I'll be there for Mark

lurking right behind the door

I'll be there for Mark

I'll murder him in the dark

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Julian and I decided that we would only perform this once: At Marks wedding.

The plan is elegant in its simplicity. We'd simply have a mobile stage with huge speakers, and when Mark and which ever poor woman he has drugged into "loving" him are about to say their final vows BUDHA BING BUDHA BOOM BABY! I was all for for also throwing flash bangs and tear gas into the Church but Julian rightly reminded me that "Our fights with Mark, not his friends [sic]" so he could possibly construe it as a joke.. you know, until a couple of days later when he meets us in a dark alley. (and you know, we murder him... Viciously and WITHOUT REMORSE!)

 

The funniest thing is that if Mark does ever go missing, I am going to be one of the main suspects or if I was on a cheesy American cop show (like CSI Miami, New York, Nebraska) "perps." Yeap, if any crazed serial Killer wanted an easy kill with little to no chance of ever being caught Mark Lewis would be a great target. So maybe it isn't great to keep posting his name and address on the internet (http://www.thenakednic.com third paragraph of the coffee rant) I mean it'd be so awful if something did happen to Mark Jacobdiah Lewis who happens to work at a piano tuners.

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Regular readers to these boards may recall I get tetchy with the alternative history books which do the South wins the Civil War bit. There was the Fantasy one where they adopted the Blue and Grays, oh yawn.

Now another one. Looked ok at first two sets of aliens in America. Who then get labelled blue and grays........

 

(SIGH !)

Why is there never a flame thrower around when you need one ?

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So I wake up yesterday to the sounds of my grandmother on my answering machine singing happy birthday. It was cute, but I didn't need to get up so I went back to sleep.

 

20 minutes later she calls again: "Today is the 22nd, not the 23rd. Listen to my earlier message tomorrow. I love you, number one grandson."

 

I almost fell out of bed laughing.

 

 

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

and I dint' reply to anything.

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Try to get something out of every day. A lesson learned, a good deed performed, a positive experience lived, etc. Don't just wade through your existence, moving from lifetask to lifetask.

 

Be a human being, not a human doing.

 

PS: Yes, it's easier said than done.

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The restaurant by my house that I've been going to for hot dogs and pizza makes great italian sausage sandwiches, and juice the bread so that it turns orange. *yum*

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I'm watching the new video by the Donnas "Fall Behind Me."

 

The theme is black light posters.

 

And... :love:

 

Purple and orange never looked so damned good.

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I didn't know where to put this so here goes...

 

http://downloads.nexcess.net/tawpclip.mov

 

Team America World Police

A new clip, I am still giggling as I write this. :rofl:

 

Warning graphic language and violence which causes extreme fits of laughter ( well if you like that sort of thing ). :thumbup:

 

ps. Its in quicktime format its not too large a clip

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I’ve been working my mind to an easy time

My back turned towards the sun

Lord knows when the cold wind blows it’ll turn your head around

Well, there’s hours of time on the telephone line

To talk about things to come

Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground.

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I like seeing song lyrics here. They often spark fond memories. Here's an obscure tune I always liked:

 

In a sheltered place where I viewed the world

And all that it contained

I would see your face in a misty haze

And wish that you were there

Yes I wished that you were there

Darling Fool, I was with you all the way

Be as the flower that unfolds with each day

 

Trust your place in time though you have won and lost

How very much like me you are

When you come to me

Truly, truly trust your heart

Truly, oh truly trust your heart

 

Why bear malice just let it go

So what of pride it will swallow you whole

Here's to the judge, to the tyrant, and the beast

You keep a knockin' but you can't come in

Truly, truly trust your heart

Truly, truly trust your heart

 

The moonlight of your soul, fond memories to unfold

Of the days when we were young

Of the love we'd forever hold

Truly, truly trust your heart

Truly, truly trust your heart

 

I bring thunder, lightning and rain

For those who administer injustice and pain

Comfort the weak and feed the poor

What on earth do we need government for?

Truly, truly trust your heart

Truly, oh truly trust your heart

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