Guest Skaramine Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I took the laptop outside earlier today and did some writing. Now, I'm dull tired. But, I need to finish more pages tonight. Must. Push. On! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings According to fdbaury, Bonedaddy, and Maelstrom, my use of the image is proof positive that I am a smug bastard and an arrogant prick, and therefore people are justified in treating me like shit. I "bring it on myself", to quote them. Of course, when other people use the , they're just expressing their feelings and all else is right with the world. Thanks a bunch, guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Look If you had One shot To sit on your lazy butt And watch all the TV you ever wanted Until your brain turned to mush Would you go for it? Or just let it slip? Yo Remote is ready Eyes wide, palms are sweaty There's Flintstones on the TV already Wilma 'n' Betty No virgin to channel surfin' And I'm HD-ready So I flip Garbage is all I'm getting There's Simon Cowell Who folks wanna disembowel He opens his mouth Always says something foul They're dyin', wow Wannabes are crying now He votes them out Time to throw in the towel Shows based on reality Oh, the humanity! Oh, Ozzy's family Sho' loves profanity Whoa, the insanity Oh, dogs that crap and pee Home of depravity? No, they live happily Yo Plus "Da Ali G Show" And "Celebrity Mole" Oh, and there's Anna Nicole Well, she's scaring me "Look ma, no cavities" Oh, it's a station break Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Travel Channel, Discovery, and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watchin' TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off those music videos" (no) I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The History Channel and QVC and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna) My butt is aching As I watch NASCAR racing That show about undertaking Larry King To "24" to "Law And Order" The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story" The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey Shows for next fall, they've already been namin' "CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n' So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond" And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter" Then I bet I watch "The Bachelorette" Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter" And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna' "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow) I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo) (You're Gonna) Never missed "Melrose Place" or "Lost In Space" I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace" But I only watched "Will And Grace" one time one day Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a half hour After that, felt like I needed a long shower Network execs with naked ambitions "Next week on FOX, watch lions eat Christians" Like to tie up those programming planners Make 'em watch all of that junk 'til their heads explode just like "Scanners" Leech-covered grub-eatin' fools on "Survivor" Look there's James Lipton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider And there's "Gilligan" and "SpongeBob", plus there's "MacGyver" And Jay Leno has got Madonna, hey there's Luke Perry on a Special all Pig-Latin episode of "Drew Carey" Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak And I gotta know who J. Lo is marryin' this week A 30 second spot Then we come back to "Are You Hot?" I was planning on recording "The Sopranos" I forgot I love shows with or without a plot I'll stare 'til my legs are numb, my eyes bloodshot Because I only have got One brain to rot I'm gonna spend my life watching television a lot "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, they'd scold me But I'd still tune in every show (show) My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Sci-Fi Channel and AMC and Lifetime (yo) "You're gonna lose your mind watching TV" They told me, cajoled me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no) I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO The Learning Channel and MTV and Lifetime (yo) (You're gonna) You can watch anything you want to, man Couch Potato is the first (1st) song on the "Poodle Hat" album. It is a parody of "Lose Yourself" by Eminem with original lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic. Tee hee... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Cocking knob on a long gun. If you can find a more phallic term in the universe... it's not repeatable on this message board. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Scene: Doctor Manhattan facing a riot. Doctor Manhattan: Behold, new blueberry crunchberries! Crowd: [expletives deleted] Doctor Manhattan: That was not a request. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Tuesday, I made a mistake at work. I was told it wasn't a big one. Wednesday night I get home and find my boss has called and wants to talk to me,and call him at home, but I did not get home until after 10 and figured he was going to be in bed. So all night I thought I was going to get reamed due to the mistake I made Tues. (hence why I didn't 'feel' funny) This morning I get hold of him, and find that, instead of losing my job or getting a write-up, I'm getting a chance to train for a higher level position. I hate my damn negative side. He loves to torture me for my mistakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Free burritos rule. Taking a dump at work sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I saw the new punisher movie the other night. My wife got an "already viewed" copy, about the same day it came out, for about $2. It was actually pretty good. Sure, it had some Absolutely schlocky bits. The section with "The Russian" had me rolling around laughing. Does that say bad things about me? The ending was, of course, over the top. Oh well. definately worthy of the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This Thursday at the Fantasy HERO game, Don read some stuff from this book called Bad TV. According to this book, one of the worst TV movies of all time is a 1968 piece on Alexander the Great. Starring William Shatner. Also starring, John Cassavetes, Joseph Cotton (good so far) and Adam West as Cleander. W T F?? Scarier yet: This thing really exists. http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0326725/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted September 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Time passes in the night, like a neverending train that doesn't stop at this station, and I stand on the deserted platform and watch it go by, eyes unfocused, feeling the cool slipstream on my face. And I wonder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just an old fashioned love song. One I'm sure they wrote for you and me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thag13 Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings The left over storm that was Ivan took out my power tonite. MRs THag was upset because she was in the middle of a relic raid on Dark Age of CAmelot. I just hated being in the dark not being able to read and listen to TV Re relit candles a lot as my son Morgan loves to blow them out... could have been worse.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Tim's new avatar looks like Mightybec has come upon him from behind suddenly. (There will be howls of complaints about this one) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 A Thread for Random Musings Not aimed at anyone in particular... I hope the NGD returns to "Silver Age" and looses it more "Iron Age" veneer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Drifter Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Breathe deep the gathering gloom Watch lights fade from every room Bedsitter people look back and lament Another day's useless energy is spent Impassioned lovers wrestle as one Lonely man cries out for love and has none New mother picks up and suckles her son Senior citizens wish they were young Cold-hearted orb that rules the night Removes the colours from our sight Red is grey and yellow white But we decide which is right And which is an illusion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I thought the ending of the current issue of KODT (the Carvin Marvin/Tremble) was pretty lame. I was expecting it to be better. I feel let down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "East Asheville Hardware" by David Wilcox An angel appeared in a holy vision Stood by my bedside in shivering light Spoke my name Told me my mission I could not believe I was hearing him right Because he said, 'Go, my son, go... Always go to East Asheville Hardware Before you go to Lowe's He said, Go to East Asheville Hardware Before you go to Lowe's You'll help to keep them open I'm worried they might close From the stiff competition From the national conglomerate With the full page ad in the color section of the Sunday paper supplement and stacks of plastic swimming pools and seven brands of power tools and rows and rows of registers all having nice days But no, you go, he said to me with light around his face He said, You go first to that age-old place To that old wooden door that you have to close behind you To the wide-board wooden floor worn down soft To the real thing Good advice, quality at a fair price And know that they know how deep the frost goes here. Sure there's stuff you'll have to find at Paty's, Lowe's or Sears But go to East Asheville Hardware Go to East Asheville Hardware Before it disappears. East Asheville Hardware closed about four years ago. And Lowe's is underwater again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hyper-Man Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Tim's post count is now 6400. I say we promote him to Commodore! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Because Death Tribble demanded it: It is the reccomendation of the GCA that DT's hits you with 11 points of rep. Disinfectant is advised. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I think this is going to my fastest 1000 posts I have earned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rage Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings It's a marvelous night for a moondance with the stars up above in your eyes. A fantabulous night to make romance beneath the cover up above in the sky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings When I was a child, I had a fever. My hands felt just like two baloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Worldmaker Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Through these fields of destruction and baptisms of fire I’ve witnessed your suffering as the battles raged higher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I wonder what Sherrie, Cindy, Michelle, Brandise, Christine, Toni, Megan, and Leah are doing these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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