Kara Zor-El Posted September 7, 2004 Report Share Posted September 7, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Musings on Random Musings New place to go to muse on the stuff here. I'm in charge now. Or is it Alexandar Haig? I'll jump in pretty quick on any snipin' that goes on. I can be pretty obnoxious if I wanna be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Here we go again hands making circles that you can't turn back again skies turning purple at the funeral of a friend who wasn't ready for the ending yet he made a giant mess sloppy disaster and he left it for the rest to clean up after now the lawyers do their best to try to divvy up what ever's left Oh yeah in the ending you can bet everyone's a loser kiss your ass goodbye Boy you’re out of time You didn't choose life It's just your luck you got your turn now give it up and kiss your ass goodbye What's left to say When it's over everyone but you remains little children will still go out and play just like it's any other sunny day In the ending you can bet Everyone feels cheated Kiss your ass goodbye dude you're past your prime first you lose your looks then you lose your luck take the hit pony up and kiss your ass goodbye everybody gets to go around one time after that baby gotta go bye bye everybody gotta check out some time YOU GO FIRST i'll catch up right behind in the ending you can bet everyone's an equal kiss your ass goodbye man it's closing time it never seems fair it's never enough take a bow pucker up and kiss your ass goodbye now that it's over you can kiss your ass goodbye good bye -Glen Burtnik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings My butt hurts. Maybe lunch truck tacos and leftover hotwings wasn't the best combination for lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Seeman Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 phtphtphtphtphtph on zornwil Maybe I shouldn't have accepted that soda from the vagrant in the alley. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hmm, this piece of shrinky dink is about an inch short. Does VIPER hire midgets? I wonder if I should ask Steve Long this or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zornwil Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Man, it's always the police who break the rules. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A priest, a rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, a joke?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A freind of mine has gone back to college. He's worked in IT and as a C++ programmer for years. For his math minor, he has to take "Programming in Fortran" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Squirrel Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Mightybec strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't put his Shrinky Dink in the oven long enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mightybec Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Super Squirrel strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't put his tiddily wink in a day old slurpie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings dyslexics of the world: untie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Organize for Anarchy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AliceTheOwl Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A man walks into a bar. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." says the doc. "Is it common?" "It's Not Unusual." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Skaramine Posted September 8, 2004 Report Share Posted September 8, 2004 Re: A Thread for Random Musings What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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