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A Thread for Random Musings


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I really, really miss being a player some days. I love GMing, don't get me wrong, but I really miss being able to be in the limelight in character or at least share the light with other PCs. As a good GM, you can't and shouldn't do that so while I have NPCs help quite often, I have to be careful.

 

I feel a bit selfish for thinking this mind you.

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If there is a woman out there who's better than Patsy Cline at cutting you to your soul with her voice, she's not making records.

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I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off...I have tomorrow off..

I am so happy.

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Things I should stop doing...

pick nose (it's gross)

Taking Political threads seriously (also, gross)

Complaining about my co-workers (Doesn't do any good)

Getting toys I won't play with

Getting angry at my fellow HEROes

Telling the wife she's watching crap (it hurts her feelings)

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THE FENCE

 

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small

tavern.

 

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we

had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you

leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

 

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

 

"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it

for old time's sake?"

 

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

 

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and

having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-

timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no

trouble."

 

So he follows them. They walk haltingly along,

leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

 

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.

The old lady lifts

her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She

turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

 

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has

ever seen.

 

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about

forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for

dear life.

 

This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting

on the ground.

 

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that

he didn't know.

 

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple

struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on.

 

The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going

like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.

 

As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else!

You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it?

You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

 

The old man says,

"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

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I finally got THE response to my job application with a local company that actually uses the backbone of my former employer so my specific network and software knowledge wouldn't go completely to waste. Unfortunately, the interview will be by phone with someone in Cincinnati Monday morning at 11am. Wish me luck.

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I get my thing in action

To be, to see, to feel, to live

I put my heart in action

To run, to go, to get, to give

'Cause that's where I find satisfaction

To search, to find, to have, to hold

When I use my imagination

I think, I plot, I plan, I dream

Turning towards creation

I make, I write, I dance, I sing

'Cause I get my thing in action

Yeah I get my thing in action

 

When I'm feeling really active

I run, I ride, I swim, I fly

Other times when life is easy

I rest, I sleep, I sit, I lie

I can take a noun and bend it

Make it a verb and really send it

'Cause I get my thing in action

And I don't even know my power

 

I can question like, what is it?

I can order like, go get it!

When I need I really need it

When I see I got to have it

'Cause I put my thing in action

Yeah I put my thing in action

I get my thing in action

I don’t even know my power

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