tkdguy Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 Today the train conductor announced there was one bathroom in the train. It was "located on the north side of the train, opposite the direction we're going." I thought it was a strange way to word it, but it would have been hilarious if he said that the bathroom was located on the REAR END of the train. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 So I'm listening to Don Henley's Dirty Laundry music video, and in the YouTube suggested items sidebar there's lots of other music videos listed, but also two NFL "top players of 2016" videos, those of Julio Jones and Tom Brady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 Pokemon Go. The game that made nerds go outside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Ahh, it's that wonderful day that 7-11 gives away Slurpees in honor of my birthday. Yes, yes, that's appropriate.And I am now a sexagenerian. tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 I'm sure you've heard the saying "Love is stronger than hate." It's a very nice sentiment, and I'd really like to believe it. But experience has taught me that the opposite is true, and the saying is load of malarkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 It's never going to be Bread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted July 15, 2016 Report Share Posted July 15, 2016 So I'm looking at my schedule for tomorrow and the next day. (What with changes, that's about as far out as you can plan your life.) It's pretty tricky. Saturday is the week end* and Sunday is the beginning of the next week. But as near as I can tell, I have Saturday, and then Sunday, and then, on top of that, Monday off work. Three days in a row without any work. Isn't there a law against this? Or, at least, some kind of tax I need to pay? I've tried googling it, but the results keep coming back as more Shakespeare. Something about a "long weekend?" That Shakespeare. he's such a scamp with the double entendres and all. Also something about "holidays," which I'm pretty sure were banned in the 90s and replaced by time-and-a-half days. So break it to me, guys. I'm going to have to spend Saturday in lineup at the DMV, getting some kind of forms filled out and paying a fee, right? *Weird fact: spellcheck thinks that "week end" is all one word. Like, there used to be a need for a noun to describe Saturday and Sunday put together. Do any of you language guys have an explanation? Maybe it's from Shakespeare? Like, "What ho, 'tis the weekend, well-a-day and donnybrooks"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Arabian Nights is back in print again and I got a copy for my birthday!! Now all I need is time to play it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Been having a go at Candy Crush Saga, Candy Crush Soda Saga, Farm Heroes and Pepper Panic. The first two took me days and weeks to get to a point I can get no further with unless I buy my way in. This is lvl 45 ish in both cases. In one day I got through Lvl 40 on Farm Heroes. Now I have to wait until Tuesday morning until I can any further. Awaiting a recharge of lives on pepper Panic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 Autocorrect changed things to thongs. Is it trying to tell me something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmower Boy Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 Who asked about Tarzan? 'Cuz the reviews are in. Well, one review. I think she liked it. http://www.emilywrites.co.nz/i-saw-tarzan-and-this-is-my-review-after-some-wines/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 SpaceX launch tonight (tomorrow morning) at 1245am EDT. Onshore landing this time. I never get tired of watching these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I made the mistake of going back to the first pages of the Complicate the Person Above thread. I can't believe how many posters from back then no longer post. That just sucks. Logan D. Hurricanes, Pattern Ghost and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 Storm's coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 I made the mistake of going back to the first pages of the Complicate the Person Above thread. I can't believe how many posters from back then no longer post. That just sucks. Does it suck that they're gone, suck that they found a life and we're all still stuck here, or suck that you might be the reason they left? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 God this ship is fugly. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 I love thunderstorms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 (Found on bathroom stall wall) Here I sit all broken hearted paid my dime and barely farted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 26, 2016 Report Share Posted July 26, 2016 Did I really just read a review about an alternate history novel in which the reviewer complained about the author not sticking to the facts? Enforcer84 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 They remade Ben Hur. I have officially given up on Hollywood. aylwin13 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 Dining at a fancy restaurant is like a Greek tragedy: First there's pleasure, then there's payment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 I recently realized that the more I learn about history, the less fantasy I need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 God this ship is fugly. It took a while but I finally realized that it looks like the IDIC symbol. I doubt very much if that's on purpose though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 31, 2016 Report Share Posted July 31, 2016 My election slogan is simple: Vote for me or die You can't argue with that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 So I've got this bottle of Power-Ade Zero and it's this funky neon blue color. And I can hardly suppress the evil, horrible urge to (very thoroughly!) wash out a Windex bottle and fill it up with the stuff, take it down to the river walk where all the kids play Pokemon Go and chug it! "Don't worry, folks, I'm hazmat certified!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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