Burrito Boy Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings They tell me there's a three-headed hound named Cerberus guarding the gates of Hell. But I know it's a lie 'cause all dogs go to Heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klytus Posted April 12, 2010 Report Share Posted April 12, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings What on Earth possesses the resident teenager to make her decide, at 1 AM, that this is a keen time to do a load of laundry? And to take a shower? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Is not knowing worse than bad news? Is the fear twinged with hope better than concrete "Now we do and prepare for this." I hate it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tim Posted April 13, 2010 Report Share Posted April 13, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Well, looks like I'm going to have a straight days jobs starting next week. It's been 6 years on the damn 12 hr swing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 14, 2010 Report Share Posted April 14, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Is it better to dodge a bullet and not know it, or know that you dodged a bullet and find out that your trust was betrayed? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted April 15, 2010 Report Share Posted April 15, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Fool's day and Tax day are in the same month. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Have I mentioned that I hate Adobe? Lucius Alexander The palindromedary thinks it's a pain in the necks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocMan Posted April 16, 2010 Report Share Posted April 16, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings We had a full weekend planned, but my wife canceled it because she felt overbooked. Then she came up with a bunch of things she wants to do since we now have a free weekend. Now my weekend is overbooked. WTF? Doc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lemming Posted April 17, 2010 Report Share Posted April 17, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Procrastination on building the shed has been foiled after one year, one week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 19, 2010 Report Share Posted April 19, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hmm. If I got a class of mine scheduled so it met three days a week, on Wednesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays, then it would be (the way they do abbreviations around here) a WTF class. I could reinforce the effect by having it meet at 8AM. Hmm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted April 20, 2010 Report Share Posted April 20, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Iron Tramp: Caught by the Nazis during WWII, Charlie Chaplin builds a suit of mechanical armor - complete with cane and derby - and manages to escape. He takes the suit back to England where it's mass produced, turning the tide of the war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Narf the Mouse Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Spent a relax half-hour listening to classic soft rock on the radio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Can someone enlighten me to where the 'make a wish at 11:11' comes from ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings There was a 19th century pseudo-science called phrenology: the practice of divining an individual's personality from the bumps on their head. What we need now is applied retro-phrenology: the practice of improving an individual's personality by putting better bumps on their head. Getting a grant to develop this concept may turn out to be problematic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings What the heck is "quarter of"? As in: "Hey, what time is it?" "It's a quarter of eight." A ... quarter ... of ... ? Does that mean it's 15 minutes before eight, or 15 minutes after eight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted April 21, 2010 Report Share Posted April 21, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I am now a certified Sexual Harasser...no wait... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Migraines suck. But at least they're a good excuse for 50mg of Imitrex w/a 3oz Jager chaser! Yeah, I know... mixing english and metric units is dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings So considering the primary characters, is Avatar a blue movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teh bunneh Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Holy frijoles, it's snowing outside! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I literally spent the entire morning adjudicating a heated debate over whether we should store the marketing trinkets in plastic bins or cardboard boxes. These people were visibly upset with each other. I calmed and soothed and commiserated, while the whole time the voices in my head were screaming "seriously?!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I can't believe it's been a whole year since my dog died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbywolfe Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I wonder what the fact that I consider working in a place with "Danger: Radiation Area" signs as a perk says about me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings why does it take 2 hours to film 4 minutes for a uni group assignment? And can I "Alan Smithee" it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I see debt people. ...They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're in debt. Lucius Alexander The 6th palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 28, 2010 Report Share Posted April 28, 2010 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Just so you guys know, Lindsey Vonn is in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Edition this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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