AliceTheOwl Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I lost The Game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 11, 2006 Report Share Posted July 11, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Train Kept A Rollin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SatinKitty Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Star thinks OddHat's Laptop is a groovy sofa. She has already removed 2 keys. She likes it because not only is it warm and comfy to sit on, there's a neat moving thing she can watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I just learned about, and consequently Lost, The Game. thnx Alice. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I won The Game...no wait.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings They had Oscar de la Hoya in our break room today signing autographs and all I could think about was how damn crowded it was. JG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Thinking about phantom limbs. I wonder if anyone has broken the bones in a phamtom limb. Or stubbed the toe of their phantom leg and cried out in pain. I wonder if anyone has felt like they need a cast to mend their phantom forearm because they broke it. Or getting their phantom fingers caught when a door slams and swearing to God. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I think that the experience of disarming a bomb must be similar to that of trying to extricate a sleeping baby from his car seat without waking him. Except that the penalty for fumbling the disarm isn't as bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I seem to be the threadkiller nowadays Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Addicts and drunks are liars. It is as if they don't care that people have been helping them. They can't help but lie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 12, 2006 Report Share Posted July 12, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings There's something breathtaking about receiving a birthday present where the wrapping paper is $50 bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=48&issue=3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrakazog Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Jews for Jesus...isn't that like dogs for cats? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioKAOS Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings I just learned about, and consequently Lost, The Game. thnx Alice. yeah, me too. And I was doing so well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radioKAOS Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings http://drmcninja.com/page.php?pageNum=48&issue=3 I'm lovin that site, thanks again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Minster Manual 4 from Wizards of the Cost is out. They have evil black Squirrels called Skiurid and the first thing I thought was 'They are slandering Super Squirrel !' I'd call upon Madame President to do something but then thought no. I begrudge her the election and him the slander campaign he ran against me that cost me my divine right to be your totalitarian leader. So let them do it themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Ohmigodohmigodohmigod! I just discovered that my dream job is available...three days after their application deadline! I could cry...how could I be so stupid?? I'm sending a resume out anyway, just in case it's not too late. Keep your fingers crossed for me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "The Internet is a series of tubes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentor Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Eenternet eenwented een Roosha. Eempeereealeest Amereekanskis take credit for every proletarian eenwention. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Hey, it's big clean day at work! Coincidently they layed off 300+ people as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer84 Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings How to make me feel old. Younger Co-Worker: Where were you? Me: I was out in the store, I picked up some cd's YCW: Who did you get? Me: Some Cheap Trick, and Older Van Halen. YCW: Van Halen? What song did they do that I would know? Me: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings Looking back over twenty pages in the NGD, I see that I killed only five threads. I thought it was more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 13, 2006 Report Share Posted July 13, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings . . . I don't even drink coffe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Gillen Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings This is a Public Service Announcement To the lookie-loos who held up traffic on 95 South by Rancho for an entire afternoon on July 13th: It was not necessary for you to cut freeway traffic down to less than two lanes of a three lane highway more than 90 minutes after the accident had been reported. In case you hadn't noticed, Las Vegas gets to be over 110 degrees in July. Please be aware that some of us do not have air conditioning in our cars. This means that as we drive under open sunlight in our metal-and-glass enclosures, the circulatory systems of both our cars and our bodies will overheat to critical levels. This means that if we do not have a breeze blowing through our windows to compensate, WE. WILL. DIE. So we cannot drag down the freeway at less than 5 mph waiting patiently for you to figure out how to use a gas pedal before our engines explode and our blood boils out of our veins through the ears. So during future car accidents, please move your Goddamn cars past the accident at an appropriate speed at least faster than a man can walk. I thank you, the Earth thanks you, and the eight-mile long line of pissed off drivers behind you will thank you. Sincerely, James Gillen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 14, 2006 Report Share Posted July 14, 2006 Re: A Thread for Random Musings "Hey, Wolf! Your mother chases parked cars!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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