death tribble Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 If you are looking for the grand piano, look up now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 Historically, compliance with statutes has been an important prerequisite for a successful campaign for elected office. Just sayin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 21, 2017 In order for posterity to regard you with respect, you must have regard for a future beyond next quarter's profit and loss statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Never draw to an inside straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2017 Report Share Posted May 24, 2017 Life is the future, not the past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 There is nothing so absurd that it has not been said by some philosopher. -- Cicero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Soylent Green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2017 Unforeseen opportunities are best exploited by those who have prepared the most. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 10, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 Laugh, and the world wonders what you're up to now. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted July 10, 2017 Report Share Posted July 10, 2017 "IN BED OR BETWEEN THE SHEETS" at the end of every fortune cookie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 You will be going on a journey. You would be wise to pack many weapons. Soldier of Fortune Cookie Lucius Alexander Have palindromedary, will travel Pariah and Cancer 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 Getting a batch of fortune cookies with your own custom fortunes is not very expensive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 11, 2017 Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 I want mine to say, "Made in Taiwan". In kanji, preferably. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2017 OT: We got custom fortune cookies as the groomscakes for our wedding. Kinda fun, actually. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Reduce your debt load and build cash reserves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 At your table is someone who would betray you before you betray them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Government is not taking away your constitutional rights and enslaving you. Corporations are. That wasn't chicken. The movie was right. The matrix really does have you. You are not paranoid. We are out to get you. 6675309 You are not an old geezer. Kid's music today really does suck. Your life will never get better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 2, 2017 Report Share Posted September 2, 2017 Everything is simple, but few things are easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted September 3, 2017 Report Share Posted September 3, 2017 Life may not be fair, but society should be. Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted October 25, 2017 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2017 Someone who purports to shield you from unhappy news intends to lead you blindly to a horrible end, for their profit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Fake news is just a DDOS attack on your mind. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tech priest support Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Corporations don't want what's Best for you. You should marry a tech priest. You will let the worst fart of your life during the most important job interview of your life. Marijuana is safer than alcohol and many prescription antidepressants. Wayans brothers movies are horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted November 2, 2017 Report Share Posted November 2, 2017 Spill the wine, and take that girl! Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 9, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2017 Leaving the electric blanket on after you get up in the morning will make the cat happier, at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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