Pariah Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 "Those who live in glass houses should dress in the basement." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 As the cannibal who collected royal memorabilia learned: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 "Put that thing down. You look ridiculous." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 From the old BSD Unix fortune file: "Who needs companionship when you can sit in your room and drink?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "For the antidote, log into this URL within 3 hours and wait further instructions" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 "For the antidote, log into this URL within 3 hours and wait further instructions"(Preferably this is printed near the bottom of an obviously torn slip of note paper.) Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 "Your future is hazy. Consult another cookie later." Lucius Alexander "You will meet an old man upon a palindromedary" Cancer and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 4, 2017 Report Share Posted May 4, 2017 Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 "Your mother knows what you've done." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Pariah and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Posted May 5, 2017 Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Pariah, Lucius and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2017 Warning: Do not insert pieces of cookie into ear canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 Do Not Eat The Yellow Snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 The best way to spend your day tomorrow would be to stay in bed sleeping with a bevy of nymphets. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Strike at your enemies' greatest source of profits. Ignore their flashy but unprofitable enterprises. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nothere Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Even a fool can find water if they fall in the snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 A paper clip and a fortune that reads "You'll be needing this soon: Hope you watched MacGyver" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Escape velocity of Earth is 11.2 km/s. Better start running. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 17, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 In a steak house, the steak sauce goes on potatoes, not steak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Don't lose heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 If you do lose heart, transplant patients live for quite a long time now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 18, 2017 Report Share Posted May 18, 2017 The better one is at procrastination, the less one has to worry about being good at anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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