Cassandra Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 The full belly preaches fasting. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 "Parody" and "mockery" are not quite the same thing. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 Give me a fork then. (alternately, it's not my fault I am lefthanded) What you need is a set of left-handed chopsticks. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted March 8, 2017 Report Share Posted March 8, 2017 "There is a piece of toliet paper stuck to the heel of your shoe" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2017 If the monkeys are eating something, you can eat it too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2017 Go wash your hands. Better late than never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 "Ignore previous fortune." A variant on this: "The last fortune you read inadvertantly omitted the word 'not'." IndianaJoe3, Old Man and Pariah 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolgroth Posted April 6, 2017 Report Share Posted April 6, 2017 "Help! Help! I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 7, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 7, 2017 "Prepare yourself for an unexpected arrival by the audit team." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 8, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 8, 2017 Eating Vegan is less flavorful -- and less chewy -- than eating Klingon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 Reconsider. You have overlooked some consequences of your plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2017 A rising tide raises all boats. Except late in the day of December 7, 1941. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 After eight beers, it all tastes like Budweiser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 Those who seek you out to provide financial services to you do not have your best interests in mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 All people bring pleasure to others. Some by arriving, others by leaving. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Make sure you know at least three different ways out of town, besides the principal highways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 With great power comes a great number of sycophants whom you can sacrifice when things get rough. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Sell at 66 a share. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 Make sure brain is fully in gear before opening mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. Major philosophies dispute individual points of the above: Capitalism says you can win. Socialism says you can break even. Religion says you can change to a different game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdamnhero Posted April 27, 2017 Report Share Posted April 27, 2017 True story. Years ago, shortly after my father-in-law was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer and given six months to live, my brother-in-law took him out for Chinese food. My father-in-law opened his fortune cookie...and it was empty. They both laughed for hours. As did the rest of us when they told us, because we all have dark senses of humor and what else are you going to do? Lucius, Pariah and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 28, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2017 True story. Years ago, shortly after my father-in-law was diagnosed with terminal bone cancer and given six months to live, my brother-in-law took him out for Chinese food. My father-in-law opened his fortune cookie...and it was empty. They both laughed for hours. As did the rest of us when they told us, because we all have dark senses of humor and what else are you going to do? "If you ever get a fortune cookie with no fortune, see your doctor very soon." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Things are not as they seem. Check your bank balance before proceeding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 flavor Lucius Alexander feed them to the palindromedary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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