Pariah Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 You will discover the significance of something called 'yersinia pestis' today. You should probably clear your schedule for the whole day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 What should be in a fortune cookie? A real treasure map, leading to a real fortune. Failing that, a winning lottery ticket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Plastics." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "The man who can smile when the world around him crumbles has thought of someone to blame." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Michael Caine will someday play your role in the celebrated drama, The Wonton Poisoner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 2, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Is there a better oracle than a cheap, mass-produced, impersonal one?" Lucius 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "You should've gone with your first instinct and ordered the beef chow mien." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "The numbers on the back of this paper are picked completely at random, don't expect them to do you any good." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "You're not imagining it, the woman at the table with you is stealing your food when you're not looking" TheDarkness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Your MSG levels are over 9,000!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Learn the correct way to use your chopsticks, you look like a schmuck." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "That's not pork in the stir fry." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 "Actually, you did need to see his identification and those were the droids you were looking for." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDarkness Posted March 2, 2017 Report Share Posted March 2, 2017 Your relationship has no chemistry. Anyone listening to any of your conversations can see this. Leave Annakin now. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted March 3, 2017 Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 "If it is happiness you seek, I suggest you become wealthy; you might still be miserable, but your sorrow will have a much nicer zip code." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 Micromanagers always fail, because anyone foolish enough to practice micromanagement has such a limited imagination that they cannot grasp just how limited they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 3, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 3, 2017 The most successful theft is the one that goes unnoticed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted March 5, 2017 Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 "Is there a better oracle than a cheap, mass-produced, impersonal one?" Magic 8-Ball says, "Definitely Yes!" Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Take the long way home tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2017 Even considering buying insurance against meteorite hazard is foolish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted March 6, 2017 Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 "Learn the correct way to use your chopsticks, you look like a schmuck." Give me a fork then. (alternately, it's not my fault I am lefthanded) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted March 6, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2017 Being the "idea guy" means you're the first man out when the money gets tight or the boss gets mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 If you are irreplaceable, you cannot be promoted. TheDarkness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 "Spill the wine, and take that girl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 7, 2017 Report Share Posted March 7, 2017 If you want to cage a bird, buy the cage first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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