Starlord Posted May 27 Author Report Share Posted May 27 Old Man and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted May 28 Report Share Posted May 28 (edited) But what of the pirate twins? Edited May 31 by Pariah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 31 Author Report Share Posted May 31 Screaming babies on airplanes should be celebrated - they're the only ones providing honest feedback on the overall air travel experience. DentArthurDent, Pariah and tkdguy 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Pariah Posted June 2 Report Share Posted June 2 (edited) If the mountain seems too big today, then climb a hill instead. If morning brings you sadness, it's okay to stay in bed. If the day ahead feels heavy and your plans feel like a curse There's no shame in rearranging. Don't make yourself feel worse. If a shower stings like needles and a bath feels like you'll drown If you haven't washed your hair for days, don't throw away your crown. A day is not a lifetime. A rest is not defeat. Don't think of it as failure, just a quiet kind retreat. It's okay to take a moment from an anxious fractured mind. The world will not stop turning while you get realigned. The mountain will still be there when you want to try again; You can climb it in your own time. Just love yourself til then. Edited June 4 by Pariah DentArthurDent, tkdguy and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bazza Posted June 5 Report Share Posted June 5 I have a fair bit of an answer to that “question” in the second part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted June 18 Author Report Share Posted June 18 Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 19 Report Share Posted June 19 Those with the biggest mouths often also have the thinnest skins. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 9 Author Report Share Posted July 9 Try to look on the bright side of being 'middle-aged' - once you drop something on the floor, it's no longer part of your life. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Stop creating drama. You're not Shakespeare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 I’m Euripides… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Liaden Posted July 21 Report Share Posted July 21 Old Greek Classic drama joke (spoken in an Italian accent): "Euripides? Eumenides." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted July 23 Report Share Posted July 23 I'm at the age where I gave up my dream of ever being a Disney princess. Evil queen is now within my grasp. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted July 25 Author Report Share Posted July 25 Old Man, Lord Liaden, wcw43921 and 1 other 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 3 Report Share Posted August 3 THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD. AVOID BOTH OF THEM. Old Man and Starlord 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 6 Author Report Share Posted August 6 Do not accept a friend request from Hormel Foods. It could be spam. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Old Man Posted August 7 Report Share Posted August 7 5 hours ago, Starlord said: Two jobs ago the light in the bathroom was controlled by a motion detector with a ten minute timer. Ask me how I know. No there were no windows. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Starlord Posted August 16 Author Report Share Posted August 16 You should let your children play with action figures. Not because it teaches them to use their imagination, but because it teaches them you can't reattach a head once it's removed from the body. Grailknight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Struck Posted August 17 Report Share Posted August 17 Work like no-one's watching. Love like you don't need the money. Dance like you've never been hurt. The world's soul is a mindless void, and witless is the turning Heaven. A mystery is its hatred, or its grace. 'Tis wisest not to care---to watch changes without anger, and withour love. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18 Report Share Posted August 18 Remember that it is far easier going when you don't have to try to unsay stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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