Starlord Posted February 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 damn Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 It's okay I saved you one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2022 Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 ...but you can't pick it up until tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 19, 2022 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2022 damn damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 "Expecting a trouble-free life because you are a good person is like expecting the bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian." ~Jeffrey R. Holland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 24, 2022 Report Share Posted May 24, 2022 If you are unable to make the appointment for a make-up exam, inform the instructor before the appointment, not 40 minutes after. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted May 31, 2022 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2022 For all those aging Herophiles out there like me - Remember, your skin is not 'sagging', its just 'relaxed-fit'. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted June 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Remember, the main function of your little toe is making sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 29, 2022 Report Share Posted June 29, 2022 Everyone praises you for having your cat zoom-bomb your meeting. If you can arrange for this at tactically opportune moments, this could be quite exploitable. Scott Ruggels 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted June 30, 2022 Author Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 Guys with an eye patch and three fingers sell the best fireworks. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 12, 2022 Report Share Posted July 12, 2022 You can't change the people around you, but you can change the people you're around. rravenwood 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 30, 2022 Report Share Posted July 30, 2022 If you're a man over 40, it's time to stop chasing younger women and start looking for a woman who can recognize the signs of a stroke. Starlord 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 But what if she can do both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted July 31, 2022 Report Share Posted July 31, 2022 I met a girl who could recognize the signs of a stroke. Then she slapped me Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 8, 2022 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2022 Don't wait until you're on your death bed to tell people how you really feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger. tkdguy, Tom Cowan and Old Man 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 14, 2022 Report Share Posted August 14, 2022 There also may be serious issues with your ability to recognize the death bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 21, 2022 Report Share Posted August 21, 2022 The top of a minaret is a horrible place for a selfie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 22, 2022 Report Share Posted August 22, 2022 In times of great stress, be more patient and forgiving than normal, even when as difficult and counter to your first impulse as that may seem. ===== (inadvertent merge) ===== If the person you've got seems to have no taste, use a stronger seasoning mix next time. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 11, 2022 Report Share Posted September 11, 2022 If you're ever worried about expressing your ideas because you're afraid other people will think they're stupid, remember that somebody once pitched an idea to make a movie about a tornado full of sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted September 11, 2022 Report Share Posted September 11, 2022 29 minutes ago, Pariah said: If you're ever worried about expressing your ideas because you're afraid other people will think they're stupid, remember that somebody once pitched an idea to make a movie about a tornado full of sharks. ...and Highlander 2. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted September 11, 2022 Report Share Posted September 11, 2022 That would make one hell of a crossover movie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 12, 2022 Report Share Posted September 12, 2022 The script practically writes itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted September 14, 2022 Report Share Posted September 14, 2022 Do not be afraid to make correctable mistakes. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 22, 2022 Report Share Posted September 22, 2022 You can't defeat your demons while still enjoying their company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 24, 2022 Report Share Posted September 24, 2022 It is an honour for a man to cease from strife: but every fool will be meddling. (Proverbs 20:3) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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