Old Man Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 There are two kinds of men in this world: Those who don't understand women, and liars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 I must be a liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Everybody lies. The innocent lie because they don't want to be blamed for something they didn't do, and the guilty lie because they don't have any other choice. wcw43921 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 4 hours ago, Bazza said: I must be a liar. You're lying! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Technically, someone who tells untruths that they sincerely believe is a fool, not a liar, though both are disastrous to heed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 26, 2017 Report Share Posted November 26, 2017 Technically a fool is wise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 I don't recommend this as a spectroscopic standard source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 27, 2017 Report Share Posted November 27, 2017 It would make a heck of a weapon in Champions, though. Bazza 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Just don't look at the screen directly without wearing your eclipse glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted November 28, 2017 Report Share Posted November 28, 2017 Sticks and stones can break your bones, so buy Damage Reduction. Bazza and Matt the Bruins 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2017 Report Share Posted November 29, 2017 Just make sure you're not up against a Factorial Monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Measure twice, cut once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 5, 2017 Report Share Posted December 5, 2017 Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 6, 2017 Report Share Posted December 6, 2017 If you're not going to show up for the final exam, either contact the instructor beforehand, or have a truly serious illness or injury. And ... assume a hostile assessment of whether "truly serious" applies. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 The subject matter of poorly attended lectures is prime material for exam questions. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Never trust a Nazi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 If a problem comes along, you must whip it. Whip it good. Matt the Bruins 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 10, 2017 Report Share Posted December 10, 2017 Get the anesthetic. Don't be a hero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 Don't pick at the Band-Aid, just rip it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 8, 2018 Report Share Posted January 8, 2018 4 hours ago, Pariah said: Don't pick at the Band-Aid, just rip it off. Or if you're a weenie, let it rot off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Always keep an edge on your knife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 9, 2018 Report Share Posted January 9, 2018 Don't let anyone else write your will. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 8, 2018 Report Share Posted February 8, 2018 Once a month, whether you need it or not. (It's not just for showers any more.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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