Pariah Posted May 2, 2017 Report Share Posted May 2, 2017 Ask her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 3, 2017 Report Share Posted May 3, 2017 Letting others know your heartfelt goals gives them a leverage against you that is likely to cost you dearly sometime down the road. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 6, 2017 Report Share Posted May 6, 2017 Never give honest answers to market research surveys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 Never give answers to market research surveys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 When contacted by a market research surveyor, don't threaten to eat his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 When contacted by a market research surveyor, don't threaten to eat his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. Now you tell me? Too late now. Drats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 7, 2017 Report Share Posted May 7, 2017 When contacted by a market research surveyor, don't threaten to eat his liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. Quite right. Threaten to eat his firstborn's liver. It's better eating, and makes a greater impression on the surveyor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Conserve ammunition. There will always be another b*****d who deserves a first bullet more than a dead guy deserves a second. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted May 11, 2017 Report Share Posted May 11, 2017 Don't kill yourself. There are many people who deserve to die so much more than you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 15, 2017 Report Share Posted May 15, 2017 When others do a foolish thing, you should tell them it is a foolish thing. They can still continue to do it, but at least the truth is where it needs to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 16, 2017 Report Share Posted May 16, 2017 Killing messengers bearing unwelcome information is a foolish thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2017 Report Share Posted May 17, 2017 Any plan where you lose your hat is a bad plan. BoloOfEarth and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Be warned: a man who takes joy in bad puns probably has other disgusting habits as well. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Leave your debugging diagnostic outputs in your code, but commented out. Pariah and Netzilla 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 Unit tests are your friend. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 30, 2017 Report Share Posted May 30, 2017 Leave early. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Many problems are profitably approached from energy considerations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 4, 2017 Report Share Posted June 4, 2017 Never use inescapable booby traps on Batman or Bond Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 If you must indulge in intoxicants, stick to ones that are legal where you are at the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 It is inadvisable to sign contract using your own blood as ink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Learn from the mistakes of others. You'll never live long enough to make them all yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 5, 2017 Report Share Posted June 5, 2017 Always get a second opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Always get a second opinion. Especially if you like the first one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 7, 2017 Report Share Posted June 7, 2017 Don't spend the day in a public laundromat with a germaphobe if you can help it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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