Logan D. Hurricanes Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Make sure you have the right envelope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Sour milk is called for in a number of yummy baked goods recipes, but buttermilk works just as well -- and it's less revolting if you pour a glass of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Dry try and tame me as I was Born to be Wild Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 There are three steps to heaven Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Measure twice, cut once. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 This is what you'll get if you mess with us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 (No longer relevant, but it was true in the 1970s and 1980s) An unbiased estimator for the amount of time needed to read a magnetic tape from another installation is: the amount of time needed to ship that tape back to its point of origin, plus three weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Don't do nuthin' dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Because It's Like That and that's the way it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Don't set up your diner downwind of the stockyards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 We must play our lives like soldiers in the field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Y'know those goofy orange speed signs they have around road construction areas? In Texas, those are legally binding at all times, and I can testify personally that they enforce them, even on out-of-staters at 3:30 AM. McCoy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 I can live With or Without You Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 When documenting your code, don't make your definitions circular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 When naming your variables, make those names meaningful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Don't dream it's over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 Never give up. Never surrender. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 27, 2017 Report Share Posted February 27, 2017 It ain't over 'til it's over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netzilla Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail." Old Man and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 The Konami Code should not be used for secure communications. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Never tell me the odds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Invest in soft drinks. Look what happened when they had someone sing that they'd like to buy the world a coke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Never sign documents in your own blood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Know when to hold them and when to fold them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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