Starlord Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 You don't have to run faster than the bear, you just have to run faster than your friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Always get the money up front! Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 When you walk through a storm, hold your head up high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 On a first date, watch how your date treats the waitstaff, receptionist, etc. Because if you're still seeing each other six months later, that's how you'll be treated. archer, Cygnia, Pariah and 1 other 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Having trouble in a class? Talk to the instructor as soon as possible. Even if nothing else happens, it conveys that you care about the class, which is huge. Also, instructors usually have vast latitude while the course is going on to make special arrangements, but once it's over, that discretion vanishes almost completely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Dance like nobody's watching. (Because in reality, nobody's watching. They're all looking at their phones.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Don't squat with your spurs on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Don't be afraid of the dark. Be afraid of the things that lurk in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 If you walk on with hope in your heart, you'll never walk alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 If you are trying to hide outdoors at night, choose the darkest and noisiest endurable spot. If several are possible, choose the smelliest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Don't be afraid of heights, be afraid of falling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 When you're a geeky teen living a secret life and your Aunt sets you up on a blind date with a redheaded supermodel who calls you 'Tiger', say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 BTW, I heartily recommend a now out-of-print book titled Never Trust a Calm Dog, which has lots of useful bits (and a number of not obviously useful bits also). For example, To kill an animal with a hammer, draw imaginary lines from the left ear to the right eye and right ear to the left eye. Strike where the lines cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 24, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Never try to kill a rhinoceros with a hammer. Lawnmower Boy and aylwin13 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Instead of cursing the darkness, light a flamethrower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 1. Cardio 2. Double Tap 3. Beware of Bathrooms 4. Seat Belts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Never try to kill a rhinoceros with a hammer. Unless it is Thor's Hammer (either the ship or Mjolnir) Listen to your heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Trust Ivanova. Trust yourself. Anyone else? Shoot 'em. TheDarkness 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Never invade Russia from the West Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Get busy living, or get busy dying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Get down on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Do the hustle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 All you need is love Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattingly Posted February 24, 2017 Report Share Posted February 24, 2017 Trust, but verify. In God we trust. All others must bring data. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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