Michael Hopcroft Posted April 17 Report Share Posted April 17 (edited) "Mutiny. I thought that was a word for the Navy." "Meade will come in slowly, cautiously, new to command. They'll be on his back from Washington. Wires hot with messages. Attack! Attack! So he will set up a ring around these hills. And when Lee's army is nicely entrenched behind fat rocks on the high ground... Meade will finally attack, if he can coordinate the army. Straight up the hillside, out in the open... in that gorgeous field of fire. We will charge valiantly and be butchered valiantly. And afterward, men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chest and say what a brave charge it wa!" Edited April 17 by Michael Hopcroft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 28 Author Report Share Posted April 28 "She's not younger than me. She's not skinnier than me. She's not prettier than me. Why couldn't it just be me?" "Because she's softer than you. She's quieter than you. She doesn't yell at me. She doesn't call me an idiot or tell me to shut up all the time. She listens to me. She's nice to me. She doesn't make me feel like the only thing stopping her from being happy... is me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted April 30 Report Share Posted April 30 "Right, this calls for immediate discussion!" "A naked American man stole my balloons!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 30 Author Report Share Posted April 30 "I'm in charge of this class. I'm the warrior chief. I'm the merciless god of anything that stirs in my universe. You **** with me and you will suffer my wrath." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 13 Author Report Share Posted May 13 "Father!" "I am not our father. There are so few Vulcans left, we cannot afford to ignore each other." "Then why did you send Kirk aboard when you alone could have explained the truth?" "Because you needed each other. I could not deprive you of the revelation of all that you could accomplish together, of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize." "How did you persuade him to keep your secret?" "He inferred that universe-ending paradoxes would ensue should he break his promise." "You lied." "I... I implied." "A gamble." "An act of faith. One I hope that you will repeat in your future in Starfleet." "In the face of extinction, it is only logical that I resign my Starfleet commission and help rebuild our race." "And, yet, you can be in two places at once. I urge you to remain in Starfleet. I have already located a suitable planet on which to establish a Vulcan colony. Spock, in this case, do yourself a favor: Put aside logic. Do what feels right." [turns to leave] "Since my customary farewell would appear oddly self-serving, I shall simply say...good luck." L. Marcus and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 19 Author Report Share Posted May 19 "Look, I've got a gun out there in my purse. And up to now, I've been forgiving and forgetting because of the way I was brought up. But I'll tell you one thing: If you ever say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine, and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot! Don't think I can't do it!' Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted May 19 Report Share Posted May 19 "you can this job and shovel it!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 6 Report Share Posted July 6 "I'm an Inventor. I solve problems for idiots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted July 31 Report Share Posted July 31 "France will not follow you." "France will follow me to the stars, if I give her another victory!" "You have no choice. You must give up the throne." "Oh, Ney. The throne? Do you know what the throne is? The throne is an overdecorated piece of furniture. It's what's behind the throne that counts -- My brains, my ambitions, my desires, my hope, my imagination. And above all my will!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 12 Report Share Posted August 12 Charles Tobin: You're one of the ardent believers - a good American. Oh, there are millions like you. People who play along, without asking questions. I hate to use the word stupid, but it seems to be the only one that applies. The great masses, the moron millions. Well, there are a few of us unwilling to troop along... a few of us who are clever enough to see that there's much more to be done than just live small complacent lives, a few of us in america who desire a more profitable type of government. When you think about it, Mr. Kane, the competence of totalitarian nations is much higher than ours. They get things done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 'Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier somewhere else." "Did you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?" "What is that>" "Just something I say to all my victims." "I now do what other people only dream. I make art until someone dies. See? I am the world's first fully functioning homicidal artist." "There is a name for my pain, and it is Batman.: slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. MID-Nite Posted September 9 Report Share Posted September 9 " THAT is strength, boy. THAT is power! " slikmar 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 (edited) Doctor Flamond: You see, a year ago, I was close to perfecting the first magnetic desalinization process so revolutionary, it was capable of removing the salt from over 500 million gallons of seawater a day. Do you realize what that could mean to the starving nations of the earth? Nick Rivers: Wow. They'd have enough salt to last forever. Nick Rivers: Hillary. That's an unusual name. Hillary Flammond: It's a German name. It means 'she whose bosoms defy gravity'. Nick Rivers: I'm pleased to meet you. My name's Nick. Hillary Flammond: Nick? What does that mean? Nick Rivers: Oh, nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving. Edited September 12 by Starlord L. Marcus and slikmar 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 12 Report Share Posted September 12 Gasoline! Ahahahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 15 Report Share Posted September 15 Silence, in Polish ! Repeat, please ! I see. So I tell the cabinet, that you're trusting in radar and praying to God, is that right ? More accurately the other way round. Trusting in God and praying for radar. But the essential arithmetic is that our young men will have to shoot down their young men at the rate of four to one, if we're to keep pace at all. The engine's overheating, and so am I! Either we stand down, or blow up ! Now which do you want ? Corporal ? Sir ? Where are you taking those vultures ? Officers to the mess. NCO's to the guard room, sir. Like hell you are. They're responsible for all that, get'em to clean it up. But what about the officers, sir ? Give'em a bloody shovel. The invasion cannot begin until we have cleared the skies ! - Come, my friends - I have chastised you enough. I am here to help. Anything you need ? Foehn ? Falke ? Yes, sir, Reichsmarschall. Give me a squadron of Spitfires. You can teach... ... monkeys to fly better than that ! Where have you been ? Learning to swim Did you get one ? All I got was a bellyful of English Channel ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted Saturday at 05:00 AM Author Report Share Posted Saturday at 05:00 AM "Starfleet, do you have them?" "Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long. Fortunately." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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