Greywind Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 Looking at the cake is like looking at the future, until you've tasted it what do you really know? And then, of course, it's too late. Too late. drunkonduty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 "He shot my dog" "I get it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 10, 2019 Report Share Posted June 10, 2019 "And I love you too, Random Citizen!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 12, 2019 Report Share Posted June 12, 2019 "Terrific. I'm about to get killed a million miles from nowhere with a gung-ho iguana who tells me to relax." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 17, 2019 Report Share Posted June 17, 2019 "I'll have what she's having." Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted July 5, 2019 Report Share Posted July 5, 2019 Anyone Else Want to Negotiate? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 6, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2019 “Ariel, listen to me. The human world is a mess. Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 7, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 7, 2019 "He has my father's eyes." "Gomez! Take those out of his mouth." slikmar and Hermit 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 "That person who helps others simply because it should or must be done, and because it is the right thing to do, is indeed without a doubt, a real superhero." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2019 "I’m taking this cube thing with me. I don’t understand it . . . but, I will." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted July 25, 2019 Report Share Posted July 25, 2019 Does it come in black? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted July 29, 2019 Author Report Share Posted July 29, 2019 “Okay, men! To action!” (Raising both arms) “We surrender!” “No! Not that one, you idiots! The Kung Fu thing!” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 9, 2019 Report Share Posted August 9, 2019 "You first." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 10, 2019 Report Share Posted August 10, 2019 You will bow down before me, Jor-El. You, and one day, your heirs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a effing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of effing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the eff you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing effing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, effed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that ? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons ? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 21, 2019 Report Share Posted August 21, 2019 What's 'Choose life' ? What ? 'Choose life'. Simon says it sometimes. He says "Choose life, Veronika !" 'Choose life'. 'Choose life' was a well meaning slogan from a 1980's anti-drug campaign and we used to add things to it, so I might say for example, choose... designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian Firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank 'til your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten things you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion. Choose rape jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two-hour journey to work. And choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's effing kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love, then as they fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see that one day in the future, piece by piece, they will all be gone and there'll be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronika. Choose life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted August 23, 2019 Report Share Posted August 23, 2019 You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together Would someone mind telling me, who are you ? And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it ? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you ? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig". Do you know what 'nemesis' means ? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, personified in this case by a 'orrible c*nt, me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 3, 2019 Report Share Posted September 3, 2019 Come to me, you gruesome son of a bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its Black Gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 12, 2019 Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 It all began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves; immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven, to the Dwarf Lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of Men, who above all else desire power. For within these rings was bound the strength and the will to govern over each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One ring to rule them all. One by one, the free peoples of Middle Earth fell to the power of the Ring. But there were some who resisted. A last alliance of men and elves marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of Middle-Earth. Victory was near, but the power of the ring could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father's sword. And Sauron, enemy of the free peoples of Middle-Earth, was defeated. The Ring passed to Isildur, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of men are easily corrupted. And the ring of power has a will of its own. It betrayed Isildur, to his death. And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, the ring ensnared a new bearer. The ring came to the creature Gollum, who took it deep into the tunnels under the Misty Mountains, and there it consumed him. The ring gave to Gollum unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind; and in the gloom of Gollum's cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Ring of Power perceived. Its time had now come. It abandoned Gollum. But then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable. A Hobbit, Bilbo Baggins, of the Shire. For the time will soon come when Hobbits will shape the fortunes of all... L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 12, 2019 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2019 "Do you know what your sin is Mal?" "Ah, Hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with 'wrath'." L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted September 24, 2019 Report Share Posted September 24, 2019 "You are alone, and there are thirteen of us." "What you do is against God's law- were you thirteen times thirteen, I would not be alone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted October 2, 2019 "Let's get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted October 7, 2019 Report Share Posted October 7, 2019 Go crazy someone else. We're all stock up here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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