death tribble Posted February 26, 2019 Report Share Posted February 26, 2019 Know this...Austin, I am your father. Really ? No, not really. I can't back that up. Right. Idiot. Yes. There are only two things I can't stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads ! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly ? Throw me a bone here ! What do we have ? Sea Bass. Right. They're mutated sea bass. Are they ill tempered ? Absolutely. Oh well, that's a start. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba smith Posted February 27, 2019 Report Share Posted February 27, 2019 you're a ninja ?that explains a few things Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 There were more than a dozen extinction-level events before even the dinosaurs got theirs! When the Earth starts to... settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, He's winding up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted March 9, 2019 Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 "Gondor has no King. Gondor needs no King." "I wish the ring had never come to me, I wish none of this had happened.: ‘”Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends.’” Christopher and tkdguy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 9, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 9, 2019 You misbegotten son of leprous donkey! YOU CHEATED!! AGAIN!!! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted March 13, 2019 Author Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 "I think this is your daughter." "Her mother hath many times told me so." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted March 13, 2019 Report Share Posted March 13, 2019 "What keeps it in the air? Magic?" "No, something way more powerfull: Engineering!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted March 26, 2019 Report Share Posted March 26, 2019 I know it was an honest mistake. Can't we have one intelligent crook around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted March 28, 2019 Report Share Posted March 28, 2019 How'd you solve the icing problem? Armory and Pariah 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 3, 2019 Report Share Posted April 3, 2019 Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 14, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 14, 2019 "I believe in you. I'm just not afraid of you." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted April 15, 2019 Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 “Impressive. Every word in that sentence was wrong.” “I wish I could put my fist through this whole lousy, beautiful town.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 15, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2019 "What did you say you did for a living?" "I'm an airline pilot." "I thought you said you were a vacuum cleaner salesman." "Well if you knew, why'd you ask?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted April 17, 2019 Report Share Posted April 17, 2019 Doth mother know you weareth her drapes? Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 11, 2019 Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 Please tell me you’re here for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 11, 2019 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2019 "You took everything from me." "I don't even know who you are." "You will." Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 18, 2019 Report Share Posted May 18, 2019 I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Nothing kills me. I'm immune to 179 different types of poison. I know because I ingested them all at once when I was deep undercover in an underground poison-ingesting crime ring I watched the woman I love get tossed from a plane and hit by another plane mid-air. I drove a car off a freeway on top of a train while it was on fire. Not the car, *I* was on fire. Well I make a habit out of doing things that people say I can't do: Walk through fire, waterski blindfolded, take up piano at a late age. Armory 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 19, 2019 Report Share Posted May 19, 2019 Where's my $2? BoloOfEarth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 21, 2019 Report Share Posted May 21, 2019 "What would you have me do? Seek for the patronage of some great man and like a creeping vine on a tall tree, crawl upward where I cannot stand alone? No thank you! Be a buffoon in the vile hope of teasing out a smile on some cold face? No thank you! Eat a toad for breakfast each morning? Make my knees callous? Cultivate a supple spine? Wear out my belly groveling in the dust? No thank you! With my left hand, scratch the back of any swine that roots up gold for me, while my right, too proud to know his partner's business, takes in the fee? No thank you! Shall I use the fire God gave me, to burn incense all day long? No, thank you! Struggle to insinuate my name into the columns of the Gazette? Calculate, scheme, be afraid? Love more to make a visit than a poem? Seek introductions, favors, influences? No, thank you! No, I thank you and again, I thank you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted May 22, 2019 Report Share Posted May 22, 2019 "You based our escape strategy from a children's book???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 24, 2019 Report Share Posted May 24, 2019 You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 I am never going to invent you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted June 1, 2019 Report Share Posted June 1, 2019 Charlie don't surf I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror... Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 2, 2019 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2019 "I'm a pretty sorry excuse for your great-great grandpa." "Are you kidding!? A minute ago I thought I was related to a murderer. Ha! You're a total upgrade." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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