Greywind Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 Age can wither me, Noodles. We're both getting old. All that we have left now are our memories. If you go to that party on Saturday night, you won't have those anymore. Tear up that invitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 "Pregnant Man Gives Birth". Tha''s a fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 "Europe, Asia, Cancer, We've kicked them all in the Ass. The only thing that can kill an American is another America." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 25, 2017 Report Share Posted August 25, 2017 "Handsome Jack Klutas. I knew I'd never take him alive. Didn't try to hard neither." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 "Whatever just happened, blame it on the pig." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted August 27, 2017 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 "If there's something you want to tell me, just tell me! Is there...something you want to tell me?" "Is there something you want to hear?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 What do you get when you cross a vampire with a werewolf? You get a fur coat that sticks to your neck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 27, 2017 Report Share Posted August 27, 2017 I can tell you two things. One, your hairdo is ridiculous. Two, I ate a lot of garlic, and I just farted. Silent but deadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Bats frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Turn around, Sheriff. I want you to see who's going to kill you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 In the city always a reflection. In the forrest always a sound. What about the desert? You don't want to go in the desert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 I think you broke my arm. Now it's broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 30, 2017 Report Share Posted August 30, 2017 Now who says politics is boring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkonduty Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Twas Beauty killed the Beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Armory Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 "I have scruples! Do you know what scruples are?" "No, but if you have them it's a sure bet they belong to somebody else." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 No more foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted August 31, 2017 Report Share Posted August 31, 2017 Nice Knife. Yeah. I got it off an East German Fella. Give it to you as a gift? No. As I recall he was rather reluctant to part with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 "Whoever wrote this episode should die!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Mr. Krupp: This mornings school-sign is supposed to read "Sewage plant field trips are today", so can either of you explain why it now reads... [pulls down curtain] Mr. Krupp: "COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS"? I know you two are responsible! George Beard: How, how do you know, do you have any proof? Mr. Krupp: Ever since you've attended this elementary school you've been responsible for one prank after another. [montage of pranks plays] George Beard: ...Wow, that's a lot of pranks. Harold Hutchins: When it's cut together like that, you really get a sense of the scope. George Beard: Some of those must have been really hard to pull off. Harold Hutchins: Like that tiger! George Beard: Yeah, that tiger was crazy. Mr. Krupp: [screaming] Aaaaaahh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Fifteen hundred years ago everybody knew the Earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow. Armory and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Grace! Grrace!! GRRRACE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 I don't care what anyone says. I didn't eat one hundred and twelve passengers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 Gotta wonder, though. What kind of bastard must I have been, that nobody was there to claim me? I mean, I'm... I'm not the most charming guy in the world, so I've been told, but... nobody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 "Last season, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted September 1, 2017 Report Share Posted September 1, 2017 "Your BF is gonna get F'ed in the B's!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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