Greywind Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Wanna know what's a crime? Whoever defaced that work of art by painting it that color... ought to have his ass removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 1, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 Boat snack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 "Yeah. The Three Stooges are on in twenty minutes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 1, 2017 Report Share Posted June 1, 2017 We're gonna need a bigger boat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 8, 2017 Report Share Posted June 8, 2017 I hate to break it to you, but it's not going to be an open casket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 I am Groot. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 I am Groot. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 We are Groot. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 I am Groot? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 12, 2017 Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 Yes, we've been through death and life together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2017 You're a good man, sister. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 I'll be the judge of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 Not on my mother's life, even if I knew who she was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 13, 2017 Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 You dream about dead guys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 13, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 13, 2017 The price is wrong, b*tch! bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 No life without wife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 15, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 15, 2017 The power of creation... for a crustacean! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 16, 2017 Report Share Posted June 16, 2017 Upset? Is that the word? I used to get upset. When I got a flat tire, when a plane was delayed. I used to get *upset* when the Yankees won the series. So if that's what upset means, what am I feeling now? If you know the word, tell me because I don't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 "I am frightened and at the same time aroused." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted June 17, 2017 Report Share Posted June 17, 2017 "... I said 'lesbians'." bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted June 18, 2017 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2017 "There are strange forces at work in your life. Magical ones that surround you. I don't understand them, but they frighten me. You have given me my life. The truth is I can never repay you. I have no honor, and never will have. I don't think you would kill me for being what I am, but better that than to return to Aquila. {Thrown sword is embedded in tree next to him} "....I'll gather some wood for the fire." Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Pops... If you dance with the devil, the devil don't change. The devil changes you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin iceholes... like yourselves. Armory and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoloOfEarth Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Be on the lookout for... now listen to this: Dangerously and accomplices dressed as nuns driving a sedan covered with... oh you'll love this... duckies and bunnies. (pause) Calling all cars. Calling all cars. Come to Dooley's bar and grill. I'm buyin'. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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