death tribble Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Your advertising's just dandy... folks would never guess you don't have a thing to sell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Well, there's really nothing to see. We're inside a Chinese dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 Oh, look at this! Sons of the pharaohs! Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but YOU! Compared to you the other plagues were a joy! My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 You shouldn't grab me, Johnny. My mother grabbed me once... ONCE! You shouldn't hang me on a hook, Johnny. My father hung me on a hook once. Once! You shouldn't kick me in the balls, lady. My sister kicked me in the balls once... You shouldn't have shot me, Johnny. My grandmother shot me once... BoloOfEarth and Cassandra 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 I have this condition... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 This shoots through armor, through the victim, through the wall, through a tree outside . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 You should sell that at Barns and Unstable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 4, 2017 Report Share Posted January 4, 2017 But what about crime? Don't worry. It'll still be here when you get back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 ,,,but they were all bad people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Nobody ever looks at the driver. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I've been watching you all night from across the room. Why don't you go back there. Keep watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Henry, I've spent a lot of time guarding people all over the world, and I've found one thing to be true - no matter how incompetent the assassins, no matter how much they miss their target, there's always one person who always gets hit. Who? The cocky black chauffeur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 The cold never bothered me anyway. Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 They call me MISTER TIBBS ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I brought you the latest bulletin. Guess who's coming to dinner now ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Most fish languages are a combination of bubbles and mouth movement. At the moment, all I can make is large bubbles and they keep telling me I'm shouting. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, You've got to pick-a-pocket or two, boys, You've got to pick-a-pocket or two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 You think beautiful girls are going to stay in style forever ? I should say not ! Any minute now they're going to be out ! Finished ! Then it'll be my turn ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'm exactly in the middle of my life. This is my last... ascending summer. Everything else from now on is just rolling downhill into my grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 That which we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 There is nothing that France can teach England, your majesty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 I'm going to march in the 14th street parade with the only kind of people I can trust: 700 men. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Always blame the USA, even if you are wrong ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 5, 2017 Author Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 In this, though I cannot be said to be a flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing villain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted January 5, 2017 Report Share Posted January 5, 2017 Well look at that. "Breach Hull, All Die." Even had it underlined. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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