Pariah Posted December 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 When I said I would die a bachelor I didn't think I would live long enough till I were married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 We're on a mission from God. ________________________ Jake: [fakes accent] How much for the little girl? How much for the women? Father: What? Jake: Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Listen all! This is the truth of it. Fighting leads to killing, and killing gets to warring. And that was damn near the death of us all. Look at us now! Busted up, and everyone talking about hard rain! But we've learned, by the dust of them all... Bartertown learned. Now, when men get to fighting, it happens here! And it finishes here! Two men enter; one man leaves. Right now, I've got two men, two men with a gut full of fear. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... dyin' times here! Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'll bloody well walk out of here! Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slikmar Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Terry: It wasn't him, Charley, it was you. Remember that night in the Garden you came down to my dressing room and you said, "Kid, this ain't your night. We're going for the price on Wilson." You remember that? "This ain't your night"! My night! I coulda taken Wilson apart! So what happens? He gets the title shot outdoors on the ballpark and what do I get? A one-way ticket to Palooka-ville! You was my brother, Charley, you shoulda looked out for me a little bit. You shoulda taken care of me just a little bit so I wouldn't have to take them dives for the short-end money. Charlie: Oh I had some bets down for you. You saw some money. Terry: You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Steeellaaa!! Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 You're not retiring anytime soon - are you ? Now, pay attention 007. I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed. And the second ? Always have an escape plan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Magic mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 I've got no strings To hold me down To make me fret, or make me frown I had strings But now I'm free There are no strings on me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 "Have I ever let you down?" "Frequently!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Did you ever see an elephant fly ? Well, I've seen a horse fly. Ah, I've seen a dragon fly. Hee-hee. I've seen a house fly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 I'm thumpin' ! That's why they call me Thumper ! Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Salaga-doola, menchika-boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Put them together, and what have you got ? Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Salaga-doola, menchika-boola, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. It will do magic, believe it or not, Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. Now, "Salagadoola" means, "A-Menchika-boola-roo," but the the thingamabob, that does the job, is "Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Second star to the right and straight on till morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 We are Siamese if you please. We are Siamese if you don't please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Now, shall you deal with ME, O Prince - and all the powers of HELL ! Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Cruella, isn't that a new fur coat ? My only true love, darling. I live for furs. I worship furs ! After all, is there a woman in all this wretched world who doesn't ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Bagheera: This will take brains, not brawn. Baloo: You better believe it, and I'm loaded with both. ________________________ Winifred: Dear, haven't you forgotten something? Colonel Hathi: Nonsense, Winifred, old girl. An elephant never forgets. Winifred: Well, you just forgot our *son*! ________________________ Baloo: [after the girl from the man village drops her jug of water] She did that on purpose! Bagheera: Obviously. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Solid gold hubcaps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 You flew the Gullfire over Leningrad, didn't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmjalund Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Congratulations. You are being rescued. Please, do not resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Do not run! We are your friends! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 All right. You proved your point. You broke into my vault. Congratulations. You're a dead man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 It's not Snowflake! IT'S NOT SNOWFLAKE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 21, 2016 Report Share Posted December 21, 2016 Dolph, tie up the brat; Liesel, hold the book; Vincent, get the truck; and Keith... darn it change your name, please. That's not scary and I'm embarrassed to say it. Boris, try that. Keith, ya know, OOOO Watch out for Keith! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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