Greywind Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, 'til some idiot killed it. Pariah and Burrito Boy 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I'm a foolish old man who's been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpie in trousers and a nincompoop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I tried to stand up and fly straight, but it wasn't easy with that sumbitch Reagan in the White House. I dunno. They say he's a decent man, so maybe his advisors are confused. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Look in your heart ! Look in your heart ! What heart ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Dammit -- you never ever leave a man behind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 It's supposed to be about big men ! In tights ! Both physically and mentally ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Ginny: [Karl smashes a table of glasses in fury] God. That man looks *really* pissed. Holly Gennero McClane: He's still alive. Ginny: What? Holly Gennero McClane: Only John can drive somebody that crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 You know, for kids. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "A knife! He's got a knife!""Of course he has a knife! He always has a knife! We all have knives! It's 1183 and we're barbarians!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "Tungur knifvur." "Ein knifvur auer vara tungur." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "Her name is not Sticks! She's Elora Dannen, the future empress of Tir Asleen and the last thing she's gonna want is a hairy chest!" Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "I told the truth, Lord. How can I learn any moral lessons when you keep confusing me this way?" slikmar and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 "There was a FIREFIIIGHT!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Pete, the personal rancor reflected in that remark I don't intend to dignify with comment. But I would like to address your general attitude of hopeless negativism. Consider the lilies of the goddamn field or... hell! Take at look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Damn! We're in a tight spot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Mr. President, understand this. We have the power. We have the oil. I have the Match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 It won't do much for your reputation to kill an unarmed man. That is my reputation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 BUT only if ye be men of valor, for Death awaits you with big, nasty, pointy teeth! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Fine, I'll do it myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Wine! We want the finest wines available to Humanity! We want it here, and we want it now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Son, your ego's writing checks your body can't cash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Okay. You people sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... call the president. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Welcome to my hanging houthe! Do not worry -- everyone ith equal in my eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK! Burrito Boy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I killed the mule ... ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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