Badger Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Fire bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Everything for a man on holiday. Explosive alarm clock - guaranteed never to wake up anyone who uses it. Dentonite toothpaste - to be used sparingly, the latest in plastic explosive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Henry's bed is Henry's province. He can people it with sheep for all I care, which on occasion he has done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Let us drink, gentlemen. Let us drink, till we roll under the table in vomit and oblivion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 I trust I make myself obscure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 There may be honour among thieves, but there's none in politicians Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Why must it be this particular work of art ? You don't think I'd steal something that didn't belong to me, do you ? Excuse me, I spoke without thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 You see, people like me wear targets. I'm blamed for a lot of things I had absolutely nothing to do with. On the other hand, because of who I am, I get away with murder in other areas. I suppose it all balances out in the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 But, murder is the occupation of Generals. Then let us say what is admirable on the large scale is monstrous on the small. Since we must give medals to mass murderers, why not give justice to the small... entrepreneur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 I once complimented him on how healthy his horses looked. He said "That's because they don't stay up all night playing cards and drinking vodka!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 You have too much pride in your humility. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 And with a flick of my wrist, I could change your religion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Why didn't you hire this person? I don't know what his price would have been but it would have been worth it. Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 Tell me where to find those responsible, then dig more graves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 And what you fail to realize it that my ship is dragging Mines! bigbywolfe 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 History is made at night. Character is what you are in the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 I don't see how that is a party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassandra Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 You and I remember Bucharest very differently. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 What color is the boathouse at Hereford? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Young men with a mind for revenge need little encouragement. They need guidance. You, above all, should know the consequences of the life you choose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Perhaps you feel you're being treated unfairly ...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Seems your hunch was right, 007. It's too bad the Evil Queen of Numbers wouldn't let you play it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 This is such a strange feeling, I feel as though I'm leaving a world of untold tomorrows for a world of countless yesterdays. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Victor Joseph: You gotta look mean or people won't respect you. White people will run all over you if you don't look mean. You gotta look like a warrior! You gotta look like you just came back from killing a buffalo! Thomas Builds-the-Fire: But our tribe never hunted buffalo - we were fishermen. Victor Joseph: What! You want to look like you just came back from catching a fish? This ain't "Dances With Salmon" you know! Hermit 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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