death tribble Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Listen, I don't know from suicides. Y'know, where I grew up, in Brooklyn, nobody committed suicide. Y'know, everyone was too unhappy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Ted, Jane's an expert in martial arts even I can't pronounce. She can kill you seven different ways without using her hands. Do what she says. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted December 14, 2016 Report Share Posted December 14, 2016 Another seasonal choice: "Now I have a machine gun. Ho...ho...ho." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 You must be joking ! 007 on an island populated exclusively by women ? We won't see him till dawn ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin ? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Matt Damon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 I'd hate to take a bite outta you. You're a cookie full of arsenic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Welcome to Sherwood, my lady ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Give me ten men like Clouseau and I could destroy the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 How can an idiot be a policeman ? Answer me that ! It's very simple, all he has to do is enlist... Shut up ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Good ? Ha, he's not good, he's terrible; he's the worst. There's not another man like him anywhere in the world. Compared to Clouseau this doomsday machine, it's just a mere water pistol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 Special delivery - a bomb Were you expecting one ? A beaum ? Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 15, 2016 Report Share Posted December 15, 2016 We do not and cannot accept the principle that incompetence justifies dismissal. That is victimisation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 May I remind you that this operation was to be conducted discreetly. All it took was six million Francs in damages and penalties for violating most of the Napoleonic Code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I propagate British cultural depravity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I shot an arrow in the air; she fell to earth in Berkeley Square. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Remember, you're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Don't you come that stuff, Jim Garland ! We always were English, and we'll always be English, and it's just because we are English that we're sticking up for our rights to be Burgundians ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 There isn't a more profitable undertaking for any country than to declare war on the United States and to be defeated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 You don't understand. I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am, let's face it. It was you, Charley. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Whoever you are, I have always depended on the kindness of strangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Hey Johnny, what are you rebelling against ? Whadda you got ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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