Cassandra Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 To be or not to be? Not to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 ... precious bodily fluids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I am a leaf on the wind! Watch how I-- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 A seasonal choice: That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 You have your mother's eyes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Please boss, don’t put that thing upon my face. Don’t put me in the dark. I is afraid of the dark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I would have followed you, my brother…my captain…my king. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Yes, ma'am. I've killed Doyle Hargraves with a lawnmower blade. Yes, ma'am, I'm right sure of it. I hit him two good whacks in the head with it. That second one just plum near cut his head in two. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Gettin’ the shakes now. Last call for drinks. Bar's closin' down. Sun's out. Where we goin' for breakfast? Don't wanna go far... Rough night. Tired, baby... Tired... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 You always were an asshole, Gorman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Clever girl! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 I want you to promise me you're not gonna stop this fight, no matter what. No matter what! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 You can't win, Darth. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 "Nice legs!" "Thank you, I've just had them lengthened. Now they go all the way up." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DasBroot Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 "Dodge this" Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doc Shadow Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 "Aren't you dead?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Mr. Bond, you defy all my attempts to plan an amusing death for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Travis, I've never been able to like you. But you are one of the very few men I would trust with the life of Texas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Oh, wait a minute, you clot; you can't walk down the street like that - you, you'll be arrested ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Germaine has very sensitive hands and an exceedingly light touch. She strangled a German general - without a sound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Why are they doing this ? Why are they doing this ? They said when you got here the whole thing started. Who are you ? What are you ? Where did you come from ? I think you're the cause of all of this. I think you're evil. EVIL ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 She's like a queen bee with her pick of the drones. I'd say she's doing a woman's hardest job: juggling wolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 A boy's best friend is his mother. Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 What's this doohickey ? It's a brassiere ! You know about those things, you're a big boy now. I've never run across one like that. It's brand new. Revolutionary up-lift: No shoulder straps, no back straps, but it does everything a brassiere should do. Works on the principle of the cantilevered bridge. It does ? An aircraft engineer down the peninsula designed it; he worked it out in his spare time. Kind of a hobby, a do-it-yourself kind of thing ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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