Burrito Boy Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 "If I say it's safe to surf this beach, it's safe to surf this beach!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 No more foreplay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 If Vanellope was never supposed to exist, why is her picture on the side of the game console? As if game console art ever had anything to do with the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Rule 1: Cardio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 The second rule of Fight Club is, you do not talk about Fight Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Rule number 3: Never open the package. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Rule number four: Do not forget rule number three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Rule #5: Never let a girl get between you and a fellow Crasher. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 There are three rules: (1) no bright light, (2) don't get him wet, and (3) never feed him after midnight, no matter how much he begs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Have no attachments. Allow nothing to be in your life that you cannot walk out on in thirty seconds flat if you spot the heat around the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Regulation 46A: If transmissions are being monitored during battle, no uncoded messages are to be transmitted on an open channel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Don't cross the streams. If someone asks you if you're a god, you say yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Juan Ramirez: You've remembered almost everything I taught you. Conner MacLeod: I've had a lot of practice lately. Juan Ramirez: There is no substitute for experience. Conner MacLeod: What experience? You've been dead for five hundred years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Ramirez: Most people have a full measure of life... and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up... at one time... in one place... you can accomplish something... glorious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Katana: Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. If you don't take it out and use it, it's going to rust. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sundog Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Begin the unnecessarily slow-moving dipping mechanism. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Ludicrous speed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Do you like our owl? Old Man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb ! Lord Liaden 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Little Nelly got a hot reception. Four big shots made improper advances toward her, but she defended her honour with great success. L. Marcus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 You - you've got me ? Who's got you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Batman... Batman... Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in, where a man dressed up as a *bat* gets all of my press ? This town needs an enema ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 I win. I always win. Is there no one on this planet to even challenge me ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted December 7, 2016 Report Share Posted December 7, 2016 Shut up, Donny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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