Cancer Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 How do you know they'll fit in my ****? You don't know how big my **** is. What if it's a really ***** ****? first two **** --> DRAM the ***** is SEVEN the last **** is BITS (Which was pretty good back in the day) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 It's like this has become the Mad Libs thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 OK, how about a bronze statue of Lenin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 OK, how about a bronze statue of Lenin? Would you take one with a dunce cap and a eyepatch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 A "walking carpet" rug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 My stolen avatar Lucius Alexander Seriously, what happened to my palindromedary? edit: Oh, THERE It is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Google thinks your avatar is a brass drawer handle. FYI. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Plans for the Death Star. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 Many Bothans died for those, and they're just out on the alien black market? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 28, 2016 Report Share Posted November 28, 2016 It's like US heavy cruisers. As soon as the war's won, you have trouble giving them away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 Many Bothans died for those, and they're just out on the alien black market? Surviving Bothans: *collective forehead smack* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 a spaceship full of frozen humans. Named the Botany Bay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 And their pets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iuz the Evil Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 "Botany Bay? ... Botany Bay?!... oh no!" https://youtu.be/TtBIdCVi4j4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xavier Onassiss Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 And tribbles. They're practically giving them away! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 It's like this has become the Mad Libs thread. I bought a <<adjective>> <<adjective>> <<noun>> at the alien black market. It's hard to find one that can still <<adverb>> <<verb>> a <<noun>>. And all I had to do was <<verb>> the <<type of alien>> and <<verb>> a <<body part>>. <<exclamation>>! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted November 29, 2016 Report Share Posted November 29, 2016 I bought a <<adjective>> <<adjective>> <<noun>> at the alien black market. It's hard to find one that can still <<adverb>> <<verb>> a <<noun>>. And all I had to do was <<verb>> the <<type of alien>> and <<verb>> a <<body part>>. <<exclamation>>! Rule 34, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Google thinks your avatar is a brass drawer handle. FYI. A brass drawer handle. In the black market because a confused alien thinks it's an avatar. Lucius Alexander What does my palindromedary think Google is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted April 12, 2017 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 A Centauri cookbook, with multiple ways to prepare Spoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkonduty Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 A book called "How to Serve Humanity." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 A book called "How to Serve Humanity." ... Volume 6 of 11: Salads. drunkonduty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 A book called "How to Serve Humanity." I'm hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkonduty Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 The home address of the man who rules the galaxy. The recipe for Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. The complete poem "Kublai Khan." A six pack of irritating little robots with names like W1ki and Tiki. A pair of tribbles who swear they worked with Bill Shatner and Gil Gerrard. Ookla the Mok's collection of jock straps (used.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeropoint Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 A potent and highly addictive recreational drug, banned on most civilized planets and tightly regulated on the rest, due to its unusual ability to intoxicate and addict nearly every known sapient life form. A black market on a planet with no official trade routes is the only place where anyone can hope to move profitable quantities of the drug. Laboratory analysis shows that the drug in question is the active ingredient in catnip. Edit: I . . . almost took it seriously. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drunkonduty Posted April 12, 2017 Report Share Posted April 12, 2017 Hundreds of old light bees for hard-light holograms. Off the plan apartments for a yet to be built complex on some planet called Zahadum. The Ring World. Near new, only one previous owner. A vial of an Elasian woman's tears. Cat's collection of old suits. ( Has it's own warehouse.) Space Ghost's cowl and cape. The Kree Supreme Intelligence's Missing Marbles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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