Cancer Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 But why am I the only one you slap on the head for doing it? You're a brave, brave man; no one else has the guts to speak up. As my daughter told me after last fall quarter was done: "Your students think you're terrifying." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Is it professor coffee time yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 What's worse, early morning professor on no coffee or early morning professor on his third pot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 What's worse, early morning professor on no coffee or early morning professor on his third pot? Trick question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 As my daughter told me after last fall quarter was done: "Your students think you're terrifying." Aw, you are just a fluffy big cat. But I could be lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Nonsense. You haven't seen any shiny & chrome dude flying around on a surfboard, have you? Just because we haven't seen him doesn't mean he doesn't exist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolgroth Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 <pet peeve mode><snip> sheet of stuff feeding into it ... No. WrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongwrongWRONG! </pet peeve mode> Grumble. So do you feel strongly about this? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Is it professor coffee time yet?Campus coffee bar opens in half an hour. And the Scarbutt's across the street from campus is closed and being remodeled. Sign outside used to say it'd be open by 15 August. Now it just says "soon". Grumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
薔薇語 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Yo mama's so fat that she looks like the accretion disc to the Earth's black hole! Soar. drunkonduty 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Campus coffee bar opens in half an hour. And the Scarbutt's across the street from campus is closed and being remodeled. Sign outside used to say it'd be open by 15 August. Now it just says "soon". Grumble. Well, "soon" is better than "soon-ish". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Trick question. I ask because I had that professor. Calculus II at 730am. Me and half a dozen other hungover students, and Mr. Chipper would literally walk in with his coffee pot. He would drink that entire pot over the course of the lecture, in between scolding us for not participating more in the discussions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Maybe if you all weren't hungover he wouldn't have had to drink the pot of coffee? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Trust me on this: As in instructor, you need that coffee absolutely independent of what the students are feeling like. If they are drag-a$$, you need it to pump energy into them via your lecture. If they are on top of things, you need it to get your own CPU up to speed so you can answer questions and offer criticisms correctly. gewing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Drank coffee twice in my life...enough to know it sucks. Amorkca and Nolgroth 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Sucks enough for most people to spend $5/cup on it at Starbucks? Then again my understanding is that most drinks at Starbucks are loaded up with enough dairy and sugar that it's basically a hot milkshake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Eh, people spend more money on cigarettes...cigarettes also suck. Nolgroth 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bazza Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 People spend money on wine too. Trying to find Jesus at the bottom of the bottle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Wine sucks, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aylwin13 Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Don't drink, don't smoke... what do you do? drunkonduty, gewing, DasBroot and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 These boards are my addiction. Bazza and gewing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted August 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Don't drink, don't smoke... what do you do? Subtle innuendos follow...There must be something inside. aylwin13, DasBroot and pinecone 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 "Do you smoke after sex?" "Gee, I dunno; I never looked." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gewing Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Sucks enough for most people to spend $5/cup on it at Starbucks? Then again my understanding is that most drinks at Starbucks are loaded up with enough dairy and sugar that it's basically a hot milkshake. Yep, I just get drip coffee with cream, about half the price. SOmetimes I will treat myself to an Add shot. "Life is too short for weak coffee or cheap beer" I have yet to successfully dissolve a spoon or float a horseshoe, sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 At the campus coffee bars, drip coffee in your personal cup that you brought is a flat $1. And on Monday mornings in summer, it's free for faculty & staff. I've seen many more people there on Mondays than other days. Me, I have my one cup just about every morning, free or not. I've had Mondays where they have to remind me it's free. You do have to wait for the campus coffee bars to be open, though. Summers that's 8AM; regular academic year it's 7:30. And (when not remodeling) the Scarbutt's across the street opens at 0530. Yes, there are times that difference in open time is something I'll pay for (because yes, all I ever get there is drip). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Just because we haven't seen him doesn't mean he doesn't exist SIlver Surfer probably busy playing Pokémon Go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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