Random Song Lyrics Thread

[death tribble]

It was a foggy day
On the sixth of May
In a Scammell hauling bricks;
It was just crackin’ dawn
And I started to yawn
’Cause I couldn’t find any nice chicks.
I tried Newport Pagnell, Toddington,
And even Watford Gap.
But after so many eggs, chips, sausage and beans
What I really needed was a nap.
It’s a lonely life truck-driving:
But it’s better than a bike.
’Cause when you’re up in the cab
You’re the king of the road
And it’s dead romantic, like?
Then I remembered me two-way radio,
So I started feelin’ better:
And I thought “I’ll start a convoy:
You know, just like that American feller!”

 

Thus began the saga
Of the M1 motorway
The biggest blooming convoy
Outside the USA
Why not join our line-up?
It’s completely free.
All you need is transport
And a current MOT…
Convoy…

 

[sS] “Hello this is Super Scouse calling: anyone out there come on.”
[PC] “Er, hello, hello, this is Plastic Chicken, go on.”
[sS] “That’s come on. What’s your load, Plastic Chicken?”
[PC] “Well, it would have been quick-drying cement, but the rain got in… do you know anybody that wants to buy a three-ton brick?”
[sS] “Aargh!”

[death tribble]

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

In the morning,
Laughing happy fish heads,
In the evening,
Floating in the soup,

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

Ask a fish head,
Anything you want to,
They won't answer,
They can't talk

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

I took a fish head,
Out to see a movie,
Didn't have to pay
To get it in

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

They cant play baseball,
They dont wear sweaters,
There not good dancers,
They dont play drums

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

Roly poly fish heads are never seen
Drinking cappucino in Italian resturants,
With oriental women, yeah

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum, (yum!)

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum

Fish heads fish heads,
Roly poly fish heads,
Fish heads fish heads,
Eat them up yum,

Yea..

[Pariah]

There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium,
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,

Europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium,
And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium,
And gold, protactinium and indium and gallium,
And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium.

There's yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium,
And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium,
There's strontium and silicon and silver and samarium,
And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium, and barium.

 

Isn't that interesting?

I knew you would!

I hope you're all taking notes, because there's gonna be a short quiz next period.

There's holmium and helium and hafnium and erbium,
And phosphorus and francium and fluorine and terbium,
And manganese and mercury, molybdenum, magnesium,
Dysprosium and scandium and cerium and cesium.

And lead, praseodymium and platinum, plutonium,
Palladium, promethium, potassium, polonium,
And tantalum, technetium, titanium, tellurium,
And cadmium and calcium and chromium and curium.

There's sulfur, californium and fermium, berkelium,
And also mendelevium, einsteinium, nobelium,
And argon, krypton, neon, radon, xenon, zinc and rhodium,
And chlorine, carbon, cobalt, copper, tungsten, tin and sodium.

These are the only ones of which the news has come to Harvard,
And there may be many others but they haven't been discovered.

[death tribble]

I keep on fallin'
In and out of love
With you
Sometimes I love ya
Sometimes you make me blue
Sometimes I feel good
At times I feel used
Lovin you darlin'
Makes me so confused

I keep on
Fallin'
In and out of love with you
I never loved someone
The way that I love you

[death tribble]

Somethin’ filled up
my heart with nothin’.
Someone told me not to cry.

But now that I’m older,
my heart’s colder,
and I can see that it’s a lie.

Children, wake up.
Hold your mistake up
before they turn the summer into dust.

If the children don’t grow up,
our bodies get bigger but our hearts get torn up.
We’re just a million little gods causin' rain storms,
turnin’ every good thing to rust.

I guess we’ll just have to adjust.

With my lightnin’ bolts a glowin’,
I can see where I am goin’ to be
when the reaper he reaches and touches my hand.

With my lightnin’ bolts a glowin’,
I can see where I am goin’.
With my lightnin’ bolts a glowin’,
I can see where I am go -- goin’ !

You better look out below !

[death tribble]

You have my heart
And we'll never be worlds apart
Maybe in magazines
But you'll still be my star
Baby, 'cause in the dark
You can't see shiny cars
And that's when you need me there
With you I'll always share
Because

When the sun shines, we'll shine together
Told you I'd be here forever
Said I'll always be a friend
Took an oath I'ma stick it out 'til the end
Now that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll still have each other
You can stand under my umbrella
You can stand under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh)
Under my umbrella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)

[death tribble]

Six o'clock already
I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissin' Valentino
By a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late
'Cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days
When you wish your bed was already made

It's just another manic Monday
I wish it were Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I don't have to run day
It's just another manic Monday

[death tribble]

Got venom dripping from my lips
Know who you're about to kiss
Think that you can handle it, boy, it's on
Just step into the danger zone
Shake it if you wanna roll, never bend,
Just take control, stakes are on

So sick, ill-equipped, gonna stick to a stick
I don't think that I can stop this
Pick it up, let it drop, be my cup, stir it up
Oh no, I'll never stop

That bad girl power I got, I'll abuse it tonight
Cause tonight got poison on my mind
That power I got, you'll be mine when I strive, feel alive
Got poison on my mind
I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh)
I got that poison, that poison on my mind
I got that poison (uh huh), I got that poison (uh huh)
I got that poison, that poison on my mind

[death tribble]

Our little dog is six years old and he's smart as any damn kid
But when you mention the V.E.T. he damn near flips his lid
Words like S.H.O.T. shot or W.O.R.M. worm
These are words which make him S.Q.U.I.R.M. squirm
His Q.U.A.R.A.N.T.I.N.E. starts today,
Because he bit the V.E.T. and then he ran away.
He caused me and my wife to have a big fight and then both of them bit me
And that's why I am gonna get a D.I.V.O.R.C.E.

She shouted "get him Rover!" and he jumped over and bit my L.E.G.
She sank her teeth in my B.U.M. and called me an **********.
Well I'm telling you that was my cue to get O.F.F.-ski
And I'm going down to the town tonight to get a new B.I.R.D.

[death tribble]

I'm bored
I don't want to go to school
Don't want to be nobody's fool
I want to be me
I want to be me
I don't want to be sweet and neat
I don't want someone living my life for me
I want to be free
I'm going to turn this world inside out
Going to turn suburbia upside down
Going to walk the streets, scream and shout
Going to crawl through the alleyways, being very loud

[death tribble]

It is time for you to stop all of your sobbing
Yes it's time for you to stop all of your sobbing oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me still want you
Gotta stop sobbing now
Yeah yeah stop it stop it

It is time for you to laugh instead of crying
Yes it's time for you to laugh so keep on trying oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
To make me still want you
Gotta stop sobbing now
Yeah yeah stop it stop it

[death tribble]

I been locked out
I been locked in
But I always seem to come back again
When you're in that room
What do you do
I know that I will have you in the end
And the clouds they are crying on you
And the birds are offering up their tunes
In a shack as remote as a mansion
You escape into a place where nothing moves

[death tribble]

The city streets are empty now
(The lights don't shine no more)
And so the songs are way down low
Turning
turning
turning
A sound that flows into my mind
(The echos of the daylight)
Of everything that is alive
In my blue world.

 

I turn to stone
When you are gone
I turn to stone
Turn to stone when you comin' home
I can't go on
The dying embers of the night
(A fire that slowly fades to dawn)
Still glow upon the wall so bright
Burning
burning
burning
The tired streets that hide away
(From here to ev'rywhere they go)
Roll past my door into the day
In my blue world.

[tkdguy]

Pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa-pa.

 

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papagena.

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papageno!

 

Will you be my love forever?

I will be your love forever!

Will you be my wife and sweetheart?

I will be your wife and sweetheart,

your wife and sweetheart,

your wife and sweetheart.

 

Oh, what joy will soon be here,

oh, what joy will soon be here,

when good fortune comes to cheer us,

when good fortune comes to cheer us,

sending children to be near us,

sending children to be near us,

such tender babies sweet and dear,

sweet and dear, sweet and dear, sweet and dear,

such tender babies, sweet and dear,

such tender babies, sweet and dear.

 

First comes a baby Papageno!

Then comes a baby Papagena!

Then comes another Papageno!

Then comes another Papagena!

Papageno!

Papagena!

Papageno!

Papagena, Papageno, Papagena!

 

Just one big loving happy family.

Just one big loving happy family.

So many, so many Pa-pa-papagenos,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papagenos,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papagenos.

They'll be their parents' pride and joy.

 

Just one big loving happy family.

Just one big loving happy family.

So many, so many Pa-pa-papagenas,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papagenas,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papagenas.

They'll be their parents' pride and joy.

 

Papagena, Papageno,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papagenas,

they'll be their parents' pride and joy.

 

Papagenos, Papagenas,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-papagenos.

They'll be their parents' pride and joy,

they'll be their parents' pride and joy,

they'll be their parents' pride and joy.

 

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papagena,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papageno,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papageno,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papagena,

Pa-pa-pa-pa-papageno.

[death tribble]

Aaaah !

Don't ever start it if you can't stop,

Aaaah !

Don't ever start it if you can't stop.

 

If you are looking for some adventure,

Don't you forget what you have to do,

Just take a step in the right direction,

And right away he'll be there with you.

 

Aaaah !

Don't ever start it if you can't stop,

Aaaah !

Don't ever start it if you can't stop.

 

When you are playing around with fire,

Dangerous passion is what you feel,

Don't waste your time in the wrong direction,

Honesty gets you a better deal.

 

Do it, do it again !

Do it, do it again with love,

Do it, do it again !

Do it, do it again with love.

[death tribble]

Atom by atom,
Molecular beings,
Transport me away
To the place of my dreams.

A point in space,
Where time is still,
Colliding worlds,
In limbo until

Extremis

[death tribble]

Here I go out to sea again
The sunshine fills my hair
And dreams hang in the air
Gulls in the sky and in my blue eye
You know it feels unfair
There's magic everywhere
Look at me standing
Here on my own again
Up straight in the sunshine

 

No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful, wonderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a wonderful, wonderful life

[death tribble]

All that I have is all that you've given me
Did you ever worry that I'd come to depend on you
I gave you all the love I had in me
Now I find you've lied and I can't believe it's true

Wrapped in her arms I see you across the street
And I can't help but wonder if she knows what's going on
You talk of love but you don't know how it feels
When you realise that you're not the only one

Oh you'd better stop before you tear me all apart
You'd better stop before you go and break my heart
Ooh you'd better stop

[death tribble]

See these eyes so green
I can stare for a thousand years
Colder than the moon
It's been so long
And I've been putting out fire
With gasoline

Feel my blood enraged
It's just the fear of losing you
Don't you know my name
Well, you been so long

[death tribble]

There's this girl that's been on my mind
All the time, Sussudio oh oh
Now she don't even know my name
But I think she likes me just the same
Sussudio oh oh

[death tribble]

Ride the range all the day till the first fading light
Be with my western girl, 'round the fire, oh so bright
I'd be the Indians' friend, let them live to be free
Ridin' into the sunset, I wish I could be

 

Oh, I wish I was, oh, a wild west hero
I wish I was, oh, a wild west hero
I wish I was, oh, a wild west hero
Wish I was, oh, a wild west hero
Wish I was, ooh, a wild west hero

[death tribble]

Somebody's watching me
and now I'm nervous and I shouldn't be
Somebody's got their eye on me
perhaps I should invite him up for tea?
We saw him smoking by the newspaper stand
there's something odd about his gloved left hand
Saw him again inside the old cafe
he makes us tense we wish he'd go away

We are detective
we are select
We are detective
come to collect

[death tribble]

Photographs of fancy tricks to get your kicks at sixty-six
He thinks of all the lips that he licks
And all the girls that he's going to fix
She gave a little flirt, gave herself a little cuddle
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle
Capital punishment, she's last year's model
They call her Natasha when she looks like Elsie
I don't want to go to Chelsea

 

Oh no it does not move me
Even though I've seen the movie
I don't want to check your pulse
I don't want nobody else
I don't want to go to Chelsea

[death tribble]

It's raining again
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
and you know it's hard to pretend.
Oh no, it's raining again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.
Oh no, it's raining again
Oh will my heart ever mend.
Oh no, it's raining again
You're old enough some people say
To read the signs and walk away
It's only time that heals the pain
And makes the sun come out again
It's raining again
Oh no, my love's at an end.
Oh no, it's raining again
Too bad I'm losing a friend.

[death tribble]

With the heartbreak open
So much you can't hide
Put on a little makeup, makeup
Make sure they get your good side, good side

If the words unspoken
Get stuck in your throat
Send a treasure token, token
Write it on a pound note, pound note

Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes
Goody two, goody two, goody goody two shoes

Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Don't drink, don't smoke, what do you do?
Subtle innuendos follow
There must be something inside