Pariah Posted May 15, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Grandpa was a jack of all trades, he was a master of none At the end of the day he'd find a way to get it done He built a doll house for Mama A dream house for Grandma And took pride in the things that he made He got it done right the first time But sometimes the second time Grandpa was a jack of all trades He never once met a stranger He mowed yards and fixed fence He always helped out the neighbors He never wasted a cent He could tend a good garden He could sharpen a blade He made a pretty good omelette Grandpa was a jack of all trades He was a master of none His bag of tricks could fix anything under the sun He could rebuild a tranny Open fruit jars for granny Then he'd go take a nap in the shade Fixed a hole in the wicker New batteries for the clicker Grandpa was a jack of all trades Well, he once was a fireman And he saved a few lives He was there at Pearl Harbor Thank God he survived And when the fighting was over He came home to the home of the brave A true American hero Grandpa was a jack of all trades He was a master of none When he rolled up his sleeves You better believe he'd get it done He could tie up a slip knot Or build you a sling shot Then show you how cribbage was played He could unclog a sink drain Made a mean paper airplane Grandpa was a jack of all trades Grandpa was a jack of all trades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Girl don't you walk out, we've got things to say(Talk out)Let's have it talked out, things will be okay Girl, I don't want to find that I'm a little bit wrongAnd you're a little bit rightI said, "Girl, you know that it's true, it's a little bit me"(A little bit me)And it's a little bit you too Don't know, just what I said wrongBut girl I apologizeDon't go, here's where you belongSo wipe the tears from your eyes Girl, I don't want to find that I'm a little bit wrongAnd you're a little bit rightI said, "Girl, you know that it's true, it's a little bit me"(A little bit me)And it's a little bit you too Oh girl, I don't want to find that I'm a little bit wrongAnd you're a little bit rightI said, "Girl, you know that it's true, it's a little bit me"(A little bit me)And it's a little bit you too It's a little bit me(Oh, it's a little bit me)It's a little bit you(Oh, it's a little bit you)Girl don't go(Oh, it's a little bit me)No no no no no(Oh, it's a little bit you) Girl don't go(Oh, it's a little bit me)No no no no no(Oh, it's a little bit you)Hey girl(Oh, it's a little bit me)Hey girl(Oh, it's a little bit you) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Je t'aime, je t'aime Oh oui je t'aime ! Moi non plus Oh mon amour Comme la vague irrésolue Je vais, je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Et je me retiens Tu es la vague, moi l'île nue Tu vas, tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins Tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins Et je te rejoins Comme la vague irrésolue Je vais, je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Et je me retiens Tu vas, tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins Tu vas et tu viens Entre mes reins Et je te rejoins L'amour physique est sans issue Je vais, je vais et je viens Entre tes reins Je vais et je viens Et je me retiens Non ! Maintenant viens ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 Sous aucun prétexte je ne veux Avoir de réflexes malheureux Il faut que tu m'expliques un peu mieux Comment te dire adieu Mon cœur de silex vite prend feu Ton cœur de pyrex résiste au feu Je suis bien perplexe je ne veux Me résoudre aux adieux Je sais bien qu'un ex amour N'a pas de chance ou si peu Mais pour moi Une explication vaudrait mieux Sous aucun prétexte je ne veux Devant toi surexposer mes yeux Derrière un Kleenex je saurais mieux Comment te dire adieu Comment te dire adieu Tu as mis à l'index Nos nuits blanches Nos matins gris-bleu Mais pour moi Une explication vaudrait mieux Sous aucun prétexte je ne veux Devant toi surexposer mes yeux Derrière un Kleenex je saurais mieux Comment te dire adieu Comment te dire adieu Comment te dire adieu Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 This is page 163 of certain pageviews. I am on page 61 of a list of all the entries. Sadly there are a number of entries where the Internet is not throwing up what the song or artist is so once I have completed the list I will ask the posters where the lyric comes from. Tjack 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 3 hours ago, death tribble said: This is page 163 of certain pageviews. I am on page 61 of a list of all the entries. Sadly there are a number of entries where the Internet is not throwing up what the song or artist is so once I have completed the list I will ask the posters where the lyric comes from. This is something that’s bothered me for a while too. Thanks for speaking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 15, 2021 Report Share Posted May 15, 2021 As the person responsible for the majority of the entries, I felt an obligation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 You always say you like my style.You say I'm tough and kind of wild.Am I too much for you to tame?I swear this time it's not a game. I've known a lot of girls.No, this I won't deny.I'll give our love,I'll give it more than a try. That was then, (that was then) this is now.Let me prove my love girl, I'll make you proud.I never made (never made) this kind of vow.That was then, this is now I've led a thousand lives it seems.And there's been a lot of broken dreams.My mind's just swept love aside.But you broke me down and put me wise. I've doubted all compassion,But you showed me the door.I can't doubt it,I don't doubt it no more. That was then, (that was then) this is now.Let me prove my love girl, I'll make you proud.I never made (never made) this kind of vow.That was then, this is now. I've known a lot of girls.No, this I won't deny.I'll give our love,I'll give it more than a try. That was then, (that was then) this is now.Let me prove my love girl, I'll make you proud.I never made (never made) this kind of vow.That was then, this is now. That was then, this is now.That was then, this is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 7 hours ago, Tjack said: This is something that’s bothered me for a while too. Thanks for speaking up. If any of my posts are leading to your confusion, you're welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 16, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Identifying the source of the lyrics was never a requirement, expressed or implied, of the thread. If people want sources, they could always just ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Yeah, well, one individual keeps trying to impose rules on the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Repeating the same songs over and over again seems ridiculous and futile. And it is not as if there is one person who is doing this. It's quite a few of us who have done it (and that includes me). So having a masterlist should stop it happening or it seeming to be done out of spite. I am not doing the list as a stick to goad and antagonise anyone but as an aide memoire. It will not be perfect as it won't list the original page. I am rectifying my own entries to eliminate duplication or more once the list is up to date Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Sloopy lives in a very bad part of town (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) And everybody, yeah, tries to put my Sloopy down (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sloopy, I don't care what your daddy do (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) 'Cause you know, Sloopy, girl, I'm in love with you (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) And so I sing out Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Give it to 'em, yeah Sloopy, let your hair down, girl Let it hang down on me (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Sloopy, let your hair down, girl Let it hang down on me, yeah, yeah (Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh) Come on, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Well, come on, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Well, come on, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Well, come on, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Well, it feels so good (Come on, come on) You know, it feels so good (Come on, come on) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, Sloopy (Come on, come on) Well, shake it, shake it, shake it, yeah (Come on, come on) Ohhhhhhhh Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Hang on, Sloopy Sloopy, hang on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Who's peeking out from under a stairway Calling a name that's lighter than air? Who's bending down to give me a rainbow ? Everyone knows it's Windy Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smiling at everybody she sees ? Who's reaching out to capture a moment ? Everyone knows it's Windy And Windy has stormy eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Windy has wings to fly Above the clouds (Above the clouds) Above the clouds (Above the clouds) And Windy has stormy eyes That flash at the sound of lies And Windy has wings to fly Above the clouds (Above the clouds) Above the clouds (Above the clouds) Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smiling at everybody she sees ? Who's reaching out to capture a moment ? Everyone knows it's Windy Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smiling at everybody she sees ? Who's reaching out to capture a moment ? Everyone knows it's Windy Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smiling at everybody she sees ? Who's reaching out to capture a moment ? Everyone knows it's Windy Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smiling at everybody she sees ? Who's reaching out to capture a moment ? Everyone knows it's Windy Who's tripping down the streets of the city Smiling at everybody she sees ? Who's reaching out to capture a moment ? Everyone knows it's Windy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Well, when I was a young man, never been kissedI got to thinkin' it over- how much I had missedSo I got me a girl and I kissed her and then, and thenOh, lordy, well I kissed 'er again Because she had kisses sweeter than wineShe had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine(Sweeter than wine) Well I asked her to marry and to be my sweet wifeI told her we'd be so happy for the rest of our lifeI begged and I pleaded like a natural manAnd then, whoops oh lordy, well she gave me her hand Because she had kisses sweeter than wineShe had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine(Sweeter than wine) Well we worked very hard, both me and my wifeWorkin' hand-in-hand to have a good lifeWe had corn in the field and wheat in the binAnd then, whoops oh lord, I was the father of twins Because she had kisses sweeter than wineShe had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine(Sweeter than wine) Well our children, they numbered just about fourAnd they all had a sweetheart a'knockin' on the doorThey all got married and they wouldn't hesitateI was, whoops oh lord, the grandfather of eight Because she had kisses sweeter than wineShe had, mmm, mmm, kisses sweeter than wine(Sweeter than wine) Well now that I'm old and I'm a'ready to goI get to thinkin' what happened a long time agoHad a lot of kids, a lot of trouble, and painBut then, whoops oh lordy, well I'd do it all again Because she had kisses sweeter than wineShe had, mmm kisses sweeter than wine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 Love me two times babyLove me twice todayLove me two times girlI'm goin' awayLove me two times girlOne for tomorrow, one just for todayLove me two timesI'm goin' away Love me one timeCould not speakLove me one timeYeah, my knees got weakLove me two times girlLast meAll through the weekLove me two timesI'm goin' away Love me two timesI'm goin' awayOh yeah Love me one timeCould not speakLove me one time, babyYeah, my knees got weakLove me two times girlLast meAll through the weekLove me two timesI'm goin' away Love me two times babyLove me twice todayLove me two times baby'Cause I'm goin' awayLove me two times girlOne for tomorrow, one just for todayLove me two timesI'm goin' away Love me two timesI'm goin' awayLove me two times I'm goin' away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 16, 2021 Report Share Posted May 16, 2021 And if I say to you tomorrowTake my hand, child come with meIt's to a castle I will take youWhere what's to be, they say will be Catch the wind, see us spinSail away leave todayWay up high in the sky, hey, whoaBut the wind won't blowYou really shouldn't goIt only goes to showThat you will be mineBy takin' our time, ooh And if you say to me tomorrowOh what fun it all would beThen what's to stop us, pretty babyBut what is and what should never be Catch the wind, see us spinSail away, leave todayWay up high in the sky, hey whoaBut the wind won't blowYou really shouldn't goOnly goes to showThat you will be mineBy takin' our time, ooh So if you wake up with the sunriseAnd all your dreams are still as newAnd happiness is what you need so badGirl, the answer lies with you, yeah Catch the wind, see us spinSail away, leave todayWay up high in the sky, hey whoaBut the wind won't blowYou really shouldn't goOnly goes to showThat you will be mineBy takin' our time, ooh Hey, ohOh the wind won't blow and we really shouldn't goAnd it only goes to show-ow-owCatch the wind, we're gonna see it spinWe're gonna sail, little girlDo do do, bop bop a do-ohMy my my my my my my yeahEverybody I know seems to know me wellBut does anybody know I'm gonna move like hellBaby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, oh, LordBaby, baby, baby, oh, right now, yeahNo, no, no, no, no, come on, now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Wish that I was on ol' Rocky TopDown in the Tennessee hillsAin't no smoggy smoke on Rocky TopAin't no telephone billsOnce I had a girl on Rocky TopHalf bear, other half catWild as a mink, but sweet as soda popI still dream about that Rocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee Once two strangers climbed ol' Rocky TopLookin' for a moonshine stillStrangers ain't come down from Rocky TopReckon they never willCorn won't grow at all on Rocky TopDirt's too rocky by farThat's why all the folks on Rocky TopGet their corn from a jar Rocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee I've had years of cramped-up city lifeTrapped like a duck in a penAll I know is it's a pity lifeCan't be simple again Rocky Top, you'll always beHome sweet home to meGood ol' Rocky TopRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, TennesseeRocky Top, Tennessee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 I've made a small fortune and you squandered it allYou shamed me till I feel about one inch tallBut I thought I loved you and I hoped you would changeSo I gritted my teeth and didn't complain Now you come to me with a simple goodbyeYou tell me you're leaving but you won't tell me whyWe're here at the station and you're getting onAnd all I can think of is thank God and Greyhound you're gone Thank God and Greyhound you're goneThat load on my mind got lighter when you got onThat shiny old bus is a beautiful sightWith the black smoke a rolling up around the taillightsIt may sound kind-a cruel but I've been silent too longThank God and Greyhound you're gone Thank God and Greyhound you're goneI didn't know how much longer I could go onWatching you take the respect out of meWatching you make a total wreck out of meThat big diesel motor is a playing my songThank God and Greyhound you're goneThank God and Greyhound you're gone Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 I saved up my money to buy my sweetheart some flowersFor Saturday's date and i restlessly counted the hours.Then today in the mail i received this short little noteAnd i broke down inside at the message that her mother wrote.Mary Ann regrets she's unable to see you again;We're leaving for Europe next week, she'll be busy till then.They know that she loves me, but poor boys don't fit in their plan.Good-bye true love, good-bye my sweet Mary Ann.The weeks have gone by not a word have i heard since then;In the papers i read of the far away places she's been.I can't eat, i can't sleep for over and over againMy mind reads that letter and i cry for my Mary Ann.Mary Ann regrets she's unable to see you again;We're leaving for Europe next week, she'll be busy till then.They know that she loves me but poor boys don't fit in their plan.Good-bye true love, good-bye my sweet Mary Ann.My Mary Ann died, they said she just wasted away;If i could have seen her i know she'd be living today.For we loved each other and if they'd have left us alone,Today she'd be wearing my ring, not a blanket of stone.Mary Ann regrets she's unable to see you again;We're leaving for Europe next week, she'll be busy till then.They know that she loves me but poor boys don't fit in their plan.Good-bye true love, good-bye my sweet Mary Ann. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 random [ ran-duhm ] See synonyms for: random / randomly / randomness on Thesaurus.com adjective proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers. Basically, you get what you get when you get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 Will there come a day when you and I can sayWe can fin'lly see each other?Will there come a time when we can find the timeTo reach out for one another?We've been trav'lin' in circles such a long, long time,Try'n' to say hello,And we can just let it ride,But you're someone that I'd like to get to know.I'll meet you halfway, That's better than no way.There must be someway to get it together.And if there's some way I know that some dayWe just might work it out forever.I'll meet you halfway, That's better than no way.Will there come a day when you and I can sayWe can fin'lly see each other?Will there come a time when we can find the timeTo reach out for one another?We've been trav'lin' in circles such a long, long time,Try'n' to say hello,And we can just let it ride,But you're someone that I'd like to get to know.I'll meet you halfway, That's better than no way.There must be someway to get it together.And if there's some way I know that some dayWe just might work it out forever.I'll meet you halfway, That's better than no way.I'll meet you halfway, That's better than no way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 My hardened heart is frozen, weathered one too many winters I no more smell the roses, I woke to watch 'em wither I'm mister optimistic, but I'm missing my missus So now I feel my ringless fingers reaching for my mistress I'm afflicted with a wicked disease which I never wish to be rid of This addiction got me stricken to my knees with obsession yet I've never felt bigger Once bitten, you're smitten, no kiddin' no way I'll leave unless I'm leaving with her Is the magic real? Are we a package deal? Slap a stamp on it, cause they gonna ship us, honey I would never try to objectify But you're a ten, and you got the gentlemen in line What I lack in size, I can catch in eyes So my lady claim your five foot seven prize, I'm a Short man, tall woman Hot damn, good-lookin' I can't stand, I'm shooken Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm A short man, tall woman All glam, full bosom Yes ma'am, your cushion Was meant for all my pushin' Don't ever let her catch you with your guard down You can bet she'll get your heart and have it carved out With her skin tight silk stilted in stilettos Crimson lips glisten in the shadows Covered in curves, and she don't cut shallow Got her talons in deep, keep your eyes up, fellows Bear your fangs, baby drain me dry I won't even try to run away cause I'm your Short man, tall woman Hot damn, good-lookin' I can't stand, I'm shooken Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm A short man, tall woman All glam, full bosom Yes ma'am, your cushion Was meant for all my pushin' Watch her hair blow back as the wind just billows Wrapped in satin are them massive pillows No man in the Village ain't heard of her If a Look Could Kill, she's a murderer Think I'm hidin'? Nah, I'm really lurkin' You're the vampire, but you got me thirstin' So thick, let me be your feeder Girl please turn me, I'll be your Short man, tall woman Hot damn, good-lookin' I can't stand, I'm shooken Lord help, I'm hooked because I'm A short man, tall woman All glam, full bosom Yes ma'am, your cushion Was meant for all my pushin' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted May 17, 2021 Author Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 The Sea like the Sea The Wind like the Wind The Stars in the Sky The Sea like the Sea The moon like the Moon The Stars in the Sky The Sea like The Sea The Moon like the Moon The Stars in the Sky In the wind-on the ship-a lullaby We sailing pass the moment of time We sailing 'round the point The kindly light The kindly light We go sailing thru' the waters of the summers end Long ago, search for land Looking to and fro, We searching in the day We searching in the night We looking everywhere for land a helping hand For there is hope if truth be there How much more will we share We pilgrims of the sea Looking for a home- In 1620, the Mayflower sailed from Plymouth westward, carrying the Pilgrims in search of a new land In Star date 27X, year, minute 33, location earth, 16 degrees polar star west, the Mayflower was launched into space in search of a new land. Stars in the Sky Shining so bright Looking for light On this Earth On this Earth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted May 17, 2021 Report Share Posted May 17, 2021 15 hours ago, Greywind said: random [ ran-duhm ] See synonyms for: random / randomly / randomness on Thesaurus.com adjective proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers. But Random does not equal repeat and repeat does not equal random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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