death tribble Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Ner ner-ner-ner ner-ner-ner ner Ner ner-ner-ner-ner-ner No ! Oh oh oh ! Elevate ! Unemployment’s rising in the Chigley end of town And it’s spreading like pneumonia Doesn’t look like going down There’s trouble at the fire station someone’s had the sack And the lads are going to launch a scheme get rid of Captain Flack Tell PC McGarry to get himself a mate And arm themselves with CS gas They’re gonna be out late We’ve had Cant conformism since 1966 And now subversion’s in the air in the shape of flying bricks Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight All this aristocracy has really got to stop We can overthrow the surgery and kidnap Dr Mopp And Chippy Minton’s Socialists could storm the Market Square And make plans to assassinate our autocratic Mayor Windy Militant leads his Basque-like corn grinders to war With windmill sails and bombs with nails they smash the town hall door But Snorty and his boys arrive with one big erstwhile crew Whereupon they bring about a military coup Someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight Oh, someone get a message through to Captain Snort That they’d better start assembling the boys from the fort And keep Mrs Honeyman right out of sight ‘Cos there’s gonna be a riot down in Trumpton tonight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line I find it very, very easy to be true I find myself alone when each day is through Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you Because you're mine, I walk the line As sure as night is dark and day is light I keep you on my mind both day and night And happiness I've known proves that it's right Because you're mine, I walk the line You've got a way to keep me on your side You give me cause for love that I can't hide For you I know I'd even try to turn the tide Because you're mine, I walk the line I keep a close watch on this heart of mine I keep my eyes wide open all the time I keep the ends out for the tie that binds Because you're mine, I walk the line Cancer and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Telegram Sam Telegram Sam You're my main man Golden Nose Slim Golden Nose Slim I know's where you' ve bin Purple Pie Pete Purple Pie Pete Your lips are like lightning Girls melt in the heat Telegram Sam You're my main man Telegram Sam You're my main man Bobby's alright Bobby's alright He's a natural born poet He's just outa sight Jungle faced Jake Jungle faced Jake I say make no mistake About Jungle faced Jake Automatic shoes Automatic shoes Give me three D vision And the California blues Me I funk but I don't care I ain't no square with my corkscrew hair Telegram Sam Telegram Sam I'm a howlin' wolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 6, 2016 Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Whenever we hold each other We hold each other There's a feeling that's gone Something has gone wrong And I don't know how much longer I can take it House made of heart, break it Take my head in your hands and shake it In this near wild heaven Not near enough (Inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven Whatever it takes I'm giving It's just a gift I'm given Try to live inside Trying to move inside And I always thought that it would make me smarter But it's only made me harder My heart thrown open wide In this near wild heaven Not near enough (Inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven I'm holding my hands together Holding my feet together Holding myself together In this near wild heaven Not near enough Near wild heaven Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven (Living inside, living inside, living inside) Near wild heaven Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 6, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2016 Me and Earl was haulin’ chickens On a flatbed out of Wiggins And we’d spent all night on the uphill side Of thirty-seven miles of Hell called Wolf Creek Pass Which is up on the Great Divide And we was sittin’ there suckin’ toothpicks And drinkin’ Nehis and onion soup mix And I says, “Earl, let’s mail a card to Mother And then send them chickens on down to the other side Yeah, let’s give ‘em a ride.” Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide Truckin’ on down the other side Well, Earl put down his bottle And mashed his foot down on the throttle And then a couple of boobs and a thousand cubes In a 1948 Peterbilt screamed to life We woke up the chickens We roared up off of that shoulder Sprayin’ pine cones, rocks, and boulders And put four hundred head of them Rhode Island Reds And a couple of burned-out roosters on the line Look out below ‘Cause here we go! Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide Truckin’ on down the other side Well, we commenced to truckin’ And them hens commenced to cluckin’ And then Earl took out a match and scratched his pants And lit up the unused half of a dollar cigar and took a puff Says, “My, ain’t this pretty up here?” I says, “Earl, this hill can spill us You better slow down or you gonna kill us Just make one mistake and it’s the pearly gates For them 85 crates of USDA approved cluckers You wanna hit second?” Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide Truckin’ on down the other side Well Earl grabbed on the shifter And he stabbed her into fifth gear And then the chromium-plated fully-illuminated Genuine accessory shift knob come right off in his hand I says, “You wanna screw that thing back on, Earl?” He was tryin’ the thread it on there When the fire fell off of his cigar And dropped on down, sort of rolled around And then lit the cuff of Earl’s pants and burned a hole in his sock Yeah, sorta set him right on fire I looked on out of the window And I started countin’ phone poles Goin’ by at the rate of four to the seventh power Well I put two and two together And added twelve and carried five Come up with twenty-two thousand telephone poles an hour I looked at Earl and his eyes was wide And his lip was curled and his leg was fried And his hand was froze to the wheel Like a tongue to a sled in the middle of a blizzard And I says, “Earl, I’m not the type to complain But the time has come for me to explain That if you don’t apply some brake real soon, They’re gonna have to pick us up with a stick and a spoon” Well, Earl reared back, cocked his leg, And stepped down as hard as he could on the brake And the pedal went clear to the floor And it stayed right there on the floor And he says, “It’s sorta like steppin’ on a plum.” Well, from there on down, it just wasn’t real pretty It was hairpin county and switchback city One of ‘em looked like a can full of worms Another one looked like malaria germs Right in the middle of the whole damn show Was a real nice tunnel, now wouldn’t you know? The sign says clearance at the twelve-foot line But the chickens was stacked to thirteen-nine Well, we shot that tunnel around a hundred and ten And like gas through a funnel and eggs through a hen We took that top row of chickens off slicker than the scum off a Louisiana swamp We went down and around and around and down And we run out of ground at the edge of town And bashed into the side of the feed store In downtown Pagosa Springs Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide Truckin’ on down the other side Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide Truckin’ on down the other side Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 I need to remember the dayWhen we said goodbye for the very last timeThere was still so much to sayBut time came between us and quietly stole you awayLet me remember the dayWe walk to the garden and sit for a whileThe hours are slipping awayStill I try to hold them and freeze them in timeSo leave me believing we'll meet here againPromise me some kind of signAs each day turns into nightI blow out the candle and turn down the sheetAnd now that you've risen so highI know that you watch over me as I sleepAlways believing we'll meet up againWaiting for some kind of signSo now I remember the dayWhen we said goodbye for the very last timeBut no one can take you away'Cause here in my memories there's never a very last timeNever a very last time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 7, 2016 Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 Whispering our goodbyesWaiting for a trainI was dancing with my babyIn the summer rainI can hear him sayingNothing will changeCome dancing with me babyIn the summer rainI remember the rain on our skinAnd his kisses hotter than theSanta Ana windsWhispering our goodbyesWaiting for a trainI was dancing with my babyIn the summer rainI remember laughing til we almost cried(There at station that night)I remember looking in his eyesOh my love, it's you and that I dream ofOh my love, since that daySomewhere in my heart I'm alwaysDancing with you in the summer rainDoesn't matter what I do nowDoesn't matter what I saySomewhere in my heart I'm alwaysDancing with you in the summer rainI can hear the whistleMilitary trainI was dancing with my babyIn the summer rainI can here him singingOoh "Love Is Strange"Come dance with me babyIn the summer rainI remember the rain pouring downAnd we poured our hearts outAs the train pulled outI can see my babyWaving from the trainIt was last time that I saw himIn the summer rainEvery time I see the lighteningEvery time I hear the thunderEvery time I close the windowWhen this happens in the summerOh the night is so invitingI can feel that you are so closeI can feel you when the wind blowsBlows right through my heartEvery night and every day nowThough I know you've gone awaySomewhere in my heart I'm alwaysDancing with you in the summer rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 7, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 7, 2016 There are no words to say I see in your eyes that you're fading away Your crown on the floor by your side My dream will not be denied Now that your world is mine No one will share in the riches I find Your castle will burn in the sun My will shall not be undone No tears as I sleep tonight My only fear is no tomorrow Wearing this velvet gown The power I feel thunders deep in the ground White lightning strikes twice in the sky Drowning out angels who cry Now in your final bow Hoping that starlight can save you somehow And floating like ashes that burn You drift away and never return No tears as I sleep tonight My only fear is no tomorrow No tears as I sleep tonight My only fear is no tomorrow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Come out, Virginia, don't let me waitYou Catholic girls start much too lateBut sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be the oneThey showed you a statue and told you to prayThey built you a temple and locked you awayBut they never told you the price that you payFor things that you might have done...Only the good die youngYou might have heard I run with a dangerous crowdWe ain't too pretty, we ain't too proudWe might be laughing a bit too loudBut that never hurt no oneSo, come on, Virginia, show me a signSend up a signal I'll throw you the lineThe stained-glass curtain you're hiding behindNever lets in the sunDarling, only the good die youngYou got a nice white dress and a party on your confirmationYou got a brand new soulAnd a cross of goldBut, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough informationYou didn't count on meWhen you were counting on your rosaryThey say there's a heaven for those who will waitSome say it's better but I say it ain'tI'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saintsThe sinners are much more fun...You know that only the good die youngYou say your mother told you all that I could give you was a reputationShe never cared for meBut did she ever say a prayer for me?Come out, come out, come outVirginia, don't let me wait,You Catholic girls start much too late,But sooner or later it comes down to fateI might as well be the one,You know that only the good die youngTell you babyYou know that only the good die youngOnly the good die youngOnly the goodOnly the good die young Pariah, Ternaugh and Cancer 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted September 8, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Come out, Virginia, don't let me wait You Catholic girls start much too late But sooner or later it comes down to fate I might as well be the one <snip> This was in the running for my Senior class song in high school. It finished second. /aside Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 I never thought I'd die alone I laughed the loudest who'd have known ? I traced the cord back to the wall No wonder it was never plugged in at all I took my time, I hurried up The choice was mine I didn't think enough I'm too depressed to go on You'll be sorry when I'm gone I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over we'd survived I couldn't wait till I got home To pass the time in my room alone I never thought I'd die alone Another six months I'll be unknown Give all my things to all my friends You'll never step foot in my room again You'll close it off, board it up Remember the time that I spilled the cup Of apple juice in the hall Please tell mom this is not her fault I never conquered, rarely came 16 just held such better days Days when I still felt alive We couldn't wait to get outside The world was wide, too late to try The tour was over we'd survived I couldn't wait till I got home To pass the time in my room alone I never conquered, rarely came Tomorrow holds such better days Days when I can still feel alive When I can't wait to get outside The world is wide, the time goes by The tour is over, I've survived I can't wait till I get home To pass the time in my room alone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Hopcroft Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 I was fine with the men Who would come into her life now and again I was fine 'cause I knew That they didn't really matter until you I was fine when you came And we fought like it was all some silly game Over her, who she'd choose After all those years I never thought I'd lose It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? You won and she chose you And she loved you and she's gone It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on? War and glory, reinvention Fusion, freedom, her attention Out in daylight my potential Both, precise, experimental Who am I now in this world without her? Petty and dull with the nerve to doubt her What does it matter? It's already done Now I've got to be there for her son It's over, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? It's over isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it over? You won and she chose you And she loved you and she's gone It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on? It's over, isn't it? Why can't I move on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 10, 2016 Report Share Posted September 10, 2016 If I leave here tomorrowWould you still remember me?For I must be traveling on now'Cause there's too many places I've got to see.But if I stayed here with you, girl,Things just couldn't be the same.'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,And this bird you can not change, oh, oh, oh, oh.And this bird you can not change.And this bird you can not change.Lord knows I can't change.Bye, bye, baby, it's been a sweet love, yeah,Though this feeling I can't change.But please don't take it so badly,'Cause Lord knows I'm to blame.But if I stayed here with you, girl,Things just couldn't be the same.'Cause I'm as free as a bird now,And this bird you'll never change, oh, oh, oh, oh.And this bird you cannot change.And this bird you cannot change.Lord knows, I can't change.Lord, help me, I can't change.Lord, I can't change.Won't you fly high, free bird, yeah? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah ! - for Jah provide the bread. Is this love - is this love - is this love - Is this love that I'm feelin' ? Is this love - is this love - is this love - Is this love that I'm feelin' ? I wanna know - wanna know - wanna know now ! I got to know - got to know - got to know now ! I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table ! I wanna love you - I wanna love and treat - love and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, yeah ! - with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter, yeah, oh now ! - of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah ! - for Jah provide the bread. Is this love - is this love - is this love - Is this love that I'm feelin' ? Is this love - is this love - is this love - Is this love that I'm feelin' ? Wo-o-o-oah ! Oh yes, I know; yes, I know - yes, I know now ! Yes, I know; yes, I know - yes, I know now ! I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I - I'm willing and able, So I throw my cards on your table ! See: I wanna love ya, I wanna love and treat ya - love and treat ya right. I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together, with a roof right over our heads! We'll share the shelter of my single bed; We'll share the same room, yeah ! Jah provide the bread. We'll share the shelter of my single bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Mull of Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea My desire is always to be here Oh Mull of Kintyre Far have I traveled and much have I seen Dark distant mountains with valleys of green Past painted deserts the sunsets on fire As he carries me home to the Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea My desire is always to be here Oh Mull of Kintyre Sweep through the heather like deer in the glen Carry me back to the days I knew then Nights when we sang like a heavenly choir Of the life and the times of the Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea My desire is always to be here Oh Mull of Kintyre Smiles in the sunshine And tears in the rain Still take me back where my memories remain Flickering embers grow higher and high As they carry me back to the Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea My desire is always to be here Oh Mull of Kintyre Mull of Kintyre Oh mist rolling in from the sea My desire is always to be here Oh Mull of Kintyre Cygnia and Cancer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Southern man better keep your head Don't forget what your good book said Southern change gonna come at last Now your crosses are burning fast Southern man I saw cotton and I saw black Tall white mansions and little shacks. Southern man when will you pay them back ? I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking How long ? How long ? Southern man better keep your head Don't forget what your good book said Southern change gonna come at last Now your crosses are burning fast Southern man Lily Belle, your hair is golden brown I've seen your black man comin' round Swear by God I'm gonna cut him down ! I heard screamin' and bullwhips cracking How long ? How long ? Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 There's colors on the street Red, white and blue People shufflin' their feet People sleepin' in their shoes But there's a warnin' sign on the road ahead There's a lot of people sayin' we'd be better off dead Don't feel like Satan, but I am to them So I try to forget it, any way I can. Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world. I see a woman in the night With a baby in her hand Under an old street light Near a garbage can Now she puts the kid away, and she's gone to get a hit She hates her life, and what she's done to it There's one more kid that will never go to school Never get to fall in love, never get to be cool. Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world. We got a thousand points of light For the homeless man We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand We got department stores and toilet paper Got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer Got a man of the people, says keep hope alive Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive. Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world Keep on rockin' in the free world, Keep on rockin' in the free world. Cygnia 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew Cuthbert, Dibble, Grubb Let it happen bass player… Time flies by when you’re a driver of a train Speeding out of Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine I get high when I’m the pilot of a plane Touching down in Camberwick I’m stoned out of my brain Under bridges, over bridges, to our destination Careful with that spliff Eugene, it causes condensation Every Saturday I get the Chigley skins And they always smash my windows ‘cos the home side always wins Yeah, time flies by when you’re a driver of a train Gonna get me syringes out and crank up once again Under bridges over bridges to our destination Careful with that spliff Eugene it causes condensation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Garden party held today Invites call the debs to play Social climbers polish ladders Wayward sons again have fathers Hello, Dad, hello, dad Edgy eggs and queuing cumbers Rudely wakened from their slumbers Time has come again for slaughter O on the lawns by still Cam waters A slaughter, it's a slaughter Champagne corks are firing at the sun again Swooping swallows chased by violins again Straafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again Oh God not again Aperitifs consumed en masse Display their owners on the grass Couples loiter in the cloisters social leeches quoting Chaucer Doctor's son a parson's daughter W where why not and should they oughta Please don't lie upon the grass Unless accompanied by a fellow May I be so bold as to perhaps suggest Othello Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say Beagling on the downs, oh please do come they say Rugger is the tops, a game for men they say I'm punting, I'm beagling, I'm wining, reclining, I'm rucking, I'm f**king So welcome, it's a party Angie chalks another blue Mother smiles she did it too Chitters chat and gossips lash Posers pose, pressmen flash Smiles polluted with false charm, locking on to Royal arms Society columns now ensured, returns to mingle with the crowds Oh what a crowd Punting on the Cam, oh please do come they say Beagling on the downs, oh please so come they say Garden party held today they say Oh please do come, oh please do come, they say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 I am the assassin, with tongue forged from eloquence I am the assassin, providing your nemesis On the sacrificial altar to success, my friend Unleash a stranger from a kiss, my friend No incantations of remorse, my friend Unsheathe the blade within the voice, my friend Who decorates the scarf with the fugi knot Who camouflaged emotion in a thousand yard stare Who gouged the notches from the family tree Who hypnotised the guilt in career rhythm trance Assassing, assassing, assassing, assassing Listen as the syllables of slaughter cat with calm precision Patterned frosty phrases rape your ears and sow the ice incision Apocalyptic alphabet casting spell the creed of tempered diction Adjectives of annihilation bury the point beyond redemption Venomous verbs of ruthless candour plagiarise assassins fervour A friend in need is a friend that bleeds Let bitter silence infect the wound You were a sentimental mercenary in a free fire zone Parading a Hollywood conscience You were a fashionable objector with a uniform fetish Pavlovian slaver at the cash till ring of success A non com observer - I assassin the collector - defector So you resigned yourself to failure, my friend And I emerged the chilling stranger, my friend To eradicate the problem, my friend Unsheathe the blade within the voice I am the assassin I am the assassin And what do you call assassins who accuse assassins anyway, my friend ? Pariah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 You're givin' me the fever tonightI don't wanna give in, I'll be playin' with fireYou forget, I've seen you work beforeTake 'em straight to the top, leave 'em cryin' for moreI've seen you burn 'em beforeFire and ice, you come on like a flameThen you turn cold shoulderFire and ice, I wanna give you my loveYou'll just take a little piece of my heartPlease tear it apartMovin' in for the kill tonightYou got every advantage when they put out the lightsIt's not so pretty when it fades away'Cause it's just an illusion in this passion playI've seen you burn 'em beforeFire and ice, you come on like a flameThen you turn cold shoulderFire and ice, I wanna give you my loveYou'll just take a little piece of my heartSo you think you got it all figured outYou're an expert in the field without a doubtBut I know your methods inside and outI won't be taken in by fire and iceFire and ice, you come on like a flameThen you turn cold shoulderFire and ice, I wanna give you my loveYou'll just take a little piece of my heartYou come on like a flameThen you turn cold shoulderFire and ice, you come on like a flameAnd you turn cold shoulderFire and ice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Comes in bells, your servant, don't forsake him Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Downy sins of streetlight fancies Chase the costumes she shall wear Ermine furs adorn the imperious Severin, Severin awaits you there I am tired, I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years A thousand dreams that would awake me Different colors made of tears Kiss the boot of shiny, shiny leather Shiny leather in the dark Tongue of thongs, the belt that does await you Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Severin, Severin, speak so slightly Severin, down on your bended knee Taste the whip, in love not given lightly Taste the whip, now plead for me I am tired, I am weary I could sleep for a thousand years A thousand dreams that would awake me Different colors made of tears Shiny, shiny, shiny boots of leather Whiplash girlchild in the dark Severin, your servant comes in bells, please don't forsake him Strike, dear mistress, and cure his heart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Now I've got a cousin called Kevin He's sure to go to heaven Always spotless clean and neat The smoothest you can get them He's got a fur lined sheepskin jacket My ma said they cost a packet She won't even let me explain That me and Kevin were just not the same Oh my perfect cousin What I like to do he doesn't He's his family's private joy His mothers little golden boy He's gotta a grade in economics Maths - physics and bionics He thinks that I'm a cabbage 'cause I hate university challenge Even at the age of ten Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then He always beat me at Subbuteo 'cause he flicked the kick And I didn't know Oh my perfect cousin .. His mother bought him a synthesizer Got the Human League into advise her Now he's making lots of noise Playing along with the art school boys Girls try to attract his attention But what a shame it's in vain total rejection He will never be left on the shelf 'cause Kevin he's in love with himself Oh my perfect cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death tribble Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 There was one of the gang, who had Scalextric and because of that he thought he was better than you. Every day after school, You'd go around there to play it, Hoping to compete for some kind of championship, But it always took about 15 billion hours to set the track up. And even when you did, the thing never seemed to work. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again. A dodgy transformer, again and again. It was a dodgy transformer, again and again A dodgy transformer that cost 3 pounds 10. So he sent his doting mother Up the stairs with the stepladder, To get the Subutteo out of the loft. It had all the accessories required for that big-match atmosphere. The crowd and the dugout, and the floodlights, too. And you'd always get palmed off With a headless center-forward, And a goal-keeper with no arms, And a face like his. And he'd managed to get hold of A Dukla-Prague Away Kit, His uncle owned a sports shop and he'd kept it to one side. And after only five minutes You'd be down to ten men, And then he said sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left-winger. Come to half-time, you were losing four-nil. Each and every goal, a hotly disputed penalty So you smash up the floodlights And the game was abandoned, And the dog would bark And you'd be banned from his house. And your travelling army Of synthetic supporters Would be taken away from you And thrown in the bin. And now he's working In a job with a future. He hands me my Giro every two weeks. And me I'm on the lookout For a proper transformer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greywind Posted September 11, 2016 Report Share Posted September 11, 2016 Standing in your doorwayNothing much to seeRemember conversationsBetween you and meForgot about the feelingForgot about the painForgot about the hopeful nightsCalling againJust a victim of the moment-Nobody's fault, nobody fooledAh, it's funny how things seem to slip awayFrom me and you...so I keep goingFrom eye to eyeFace to faceMoving oh so fastNever getting any placeI keep goingEye to eyeAnd face to faceWill I ever find you, will I ever find you?Looking in a windowNothing much to doAlmost feeling humbleNeeding youMost of my embracesDon't hold on so tightBut after all, if I don't tryWhat will feel right?Yes, it has to make me wonder-I'm so alone and yet so freeAh, it's funny how things seem to slip awayFrom you and me - still I keep goingFrom eye to eyeFace to faceMoving oh so fastNever getting any placeI keep goingEye to eyeAnd face to faceWill I ever find you, will I ever find you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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