tkdguy Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 No, you're not delusional; that really is a guy in a fish suit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Ten on that card and two on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 A squished fish patty on a bun Burrito Boy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Noon or later, every d@mn day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Don't worry; it's not that important anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 Yup, he's sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 18, 2016 Report Share Posted February 18, 2016 I'm available in 15 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 No, that's not my sponge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 Two a day for the next ten days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 19, 2016 Report Share Posted February 19, 2016 It's not gono, it's the clap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Now that's a boat, folks! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Upper Volta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Nope, we don't have those records. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Wolverine's Left Testie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 25, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Soak it in cold water and hope the damage hasn't already been done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Zero. Two fields equal in magnitude but opposite in direction sum to zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Because like an idiot I forgot to plug the ethernet cable back in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Ten kilos of antimatter in a five-kilo bag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted February 25, 2016 Report Share Posted February 25, 2016 Yeah, I was right. Fortunato is a character in The Cask of Amontillado. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Hotel California, 2112, Boston, and Leftoverture Cancer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Well, obviously, I threw my shoe at the tv because that damn puppymonkeybaby commercial just...won't...die. Burrito Boy and Pariah 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyAppleseed098 Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The star on the Texas Flag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted February 26, 2016 Author Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 The Abomination of Desolation, also known as New Jersey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Until I say so. You know better than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted February 26, 2016 Report Share Posted February 26, 2016 Because you've been such a jerk lately. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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