Cancer Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 * puts on the Ring and runs away * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 I like pie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Why no, honey, the pants don't make you look fat at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghost-angel Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Colonel Mustard, in the kitchen, with a rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Why no, honey, the pants don't make you look fat at all ...it's your hips! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 „Admiral an Kommandant: Sie haben doch recht gehabt!“. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burrito Boy Posted January 20, 2016 Report Share Posted January 20, 2016 Ranger Rick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 ...it's your hips! The pants don't make you look fat. The fat is what makes you look fat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Wrong lever! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The password for this network is "drowssaP". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 My rogue checks for secret doors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 It's in the fridge behind the cheese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 (Insert Lie here) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 "Of course I'll respect you in the morning." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 The check is in the mail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkdguy Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 * (cannons fire) * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 {Off topic} For a number of these, it's amusing to speculate on what the question actually was. For the one immediately above, it's "You may fire when you are ready, Gridley." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 It's turtles all the way down! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 * Pulls cowboy hat out of the locker and puts in on * Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Yippie kayak, mother buckets! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermit Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 You were bad, and you should feel bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Starlord Posted January 21, 2016 Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 I took a few Viagra about 5 hours ago and...well...just see for yourself, ma'am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted January 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2016 Nobody knows the trouble I've been. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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