Tjack Posted April 24, 2021 Report Share Posted April 24, 2021 5 hours ago, BoloOfEarth said: I'm imagining a cop getting a suspect's blood on him from beating up the suspect - and then charging the guy with assault because he got his potentially-viral blood all over him. 🤕 It depends on the crime. If you touch a kid, the cop should kick you in the guts until you crap yourself and then arrest you for getting his shoes dirty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted June 8, 2021 Report Share Posted June 8, 2021 5 Dumbest Crimes Imaginable That Happened At Chain Restaurants pinecone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 11, 2021 Report Share Posted July 11, 2021 A woman was finally arrested after she stopped at a McDonald's drive-thru for chicken nuggets in the middle of a 2-hour police chase, report says Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted July 12, 2021 Report Share Posted July 12, 2021 3 hours ago, Cygnia said: A woman was finally arrested after she stopped at a McDonald's drive-thru for chicken nuggets in the middle of a 2-hour police chase, report says I'm not going back to prison. I'm too pretty. CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership pinecone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Oh, come on. At least make it LOOK like you're trying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt the Bruins Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 On 7/11/2021 at 4:58 PM, Cygnia said: A woman was finally arrested after she stopped at a McDonald's drive-thru for chicken nuggets in the middle of a 2-hour police chase, report says I think her insanity defense is pretty well set up when her case reaches court. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 I'm not sure "Insanity" really fits here. To me, this is more an example of what my cousin, a long-time law enforcement officer, would call "Felony Stupid". FenrisUlf, Spence and Logan D. Hurricanes 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 4, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 1 hour ago, Pariah said: "Felony Stupid" Or as we call it here, "Florida Stupid. " Spence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 So, you're saying that "Florida" = "Felony"? That would explain a lot, actually. Logan D. Hurricanes 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Nah, the sets aren't identical; they just have a lot of overlap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted October 4, 2021 Report Share Posted October 4, 2021 Also a reasonable explanation, I suppose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FenrisUlf Posted October 5, 2021 Report Share Posted October 5, 2021 8 hours ago, Logan.1179 said: Florida man tries to trade in vehicle he stole from same dealership Think how much worse that headline would look if he actually briefly got away with it before anyone found out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted October 27, 2021 Author Report Share Posted October 27, 2021 Floridaman attempted to bribe fire chief, deputies to ignore unsafe haunted house https://www.wfla.com/news/local-news/citrus-county/citrus-county-man-attempted-to-bribe-fire-chief-deputies-to-ignore-unsafe-haunted-house/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grailknight Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/report-milton-man-attacks-another-man-after-being-caught-humping-dog/ar-AAQOCSW?cvid=b8c1a4f5fa92441881f82d96d0826f91&ocid=winp1taskbar#:~:text=WEAR – Mobile-Pensacola-,Report%3A Milton man attacks another man after being caught 'humping' dog,-Kai Davis - 9h Florida Man ride again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Grailknight said: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/report-milton-man-attacks-another-man-after-being-caught-humping-dog/ar-AAQOCSW?cvid=b8c1a4f5fa92441881f82d96d0826f91&ocid=winp1taskbar#:~:text=WEAR – Mobile-Pensacola-,Report%3A Milton man attacks another man after being caught 'humping' dog,-Kai Davis - 9h Florida Man ride again! I dunno if this counts as a dumb criminal or just one very sick POS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 I'm leaning towards the latter... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombrown803 Posted November 18, 2021 Report Share Posted November 18, 2021 Both? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tjack Posted December 21, 2021 Report Share Posted December 21, 2021 Holyoke MA. ; Two men were arrested for racing their cars on a city street overnight. Both cars crashed causing minor injuries but one car was totaled when it went through the brick front wall of a local Budget rent-a-car office. There are just too many jokes. ”Police say it will be all right because the driver payed the extra $10 for the insurance.” “The driver stumbled out of the car went up to the desk and said “I’d like something in a 4 door.....with really good brakes.” You are welcome to continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted December 22, 2021 Report Share Posted December 22, 2021 Logan D. Hurricanes and unclevlad 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logan D. Hurricanes Posted December 23, 2021 Author Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 Florida man busted with cocaine and meth wrapped around his penis says it isn't his Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 Isn't his meth and cocaine, or...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 16 minutes ago, Pariah said: Isn't his meth and cocaine, or...? I believe that King Missile had a song about that. pinecone 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pariah Posted December 23, 2021 Report Share Posted December 23, 2021 Heh. "King Missile". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unclevlad Posted December 24, 2021 Report Share Posted December 24, 2021 On 12/22/2021 at 7:39 AM, Cygnia said: Y'know, if we put some of these crimes into any game modules or fiction we do, it'd be roundly ridiculed as unrealistic. Which is why it's soooo funny to see these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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