Old Man Posted July 5, 2016 Report Share Posted July 5, 2016 Is Marcus going to get unemployment at least? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Apologies to Marcus, but this should be the right link now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Marcus! Stop dragging our noble name in the dirt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Seattle Man Arrested For Scanning His Penis At Supermarket Checkout Eww, man. They have food there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Apologies to Marcus, but this should be the right link now... Well, they say Seattle, but that check out stand picture looks more Swedish to me. Hmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L. Marcus Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Huh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Man Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 Stock photography is fraught with peril. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pattern Ghost Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 I'm pretty sure that was from an eye witness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 Well, they say Seattle, but that check out stand picture looks more Swedish to me. Hmm... My fear is that the place in question is the one four blocks from my office. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 North Carolina Couple Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Each Other With Pizza Rolls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Impudite Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 North Carolina Couple Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Each Other With Pizza Rolls Gee, I didn't know Harry Plinkett got remarried... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 And it entered thus history: THE GREAT PIZZA WAR OF NORTH CAROLINA! And you thought the Houston Hot Dog Holocaust was as bad (and hot) as could it be ... well: Think again! tkdguy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 I'm still amazed that a Canipe got in trouble for throwing hors d'oeuvres. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
megaplayboy Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Even though hunting is outlawed within the national parks of Zimbabwe, ten men were illegally hunting for elephants last month within the park’s boundaries when they stumbled upon twenty adult Southwest African lions. The pride of lions were not exactly, you know, expecting human visitors, so they immediately attacked the intruders. The attack was so instantaneous that five of the ten men were killed, three severely injured, and two lightly injured. The animals were mostly unhurt. The men who survived the attack ran to a nearby village for medical help where they were promptly arrested. Ah, karma! “The men were visibly traumatized by the attack,” said Commissioner-General Chihuri,“and after seeing their injuries and the remains of their dead comrades, I can see why. These guys were tough criminals carrying ak-47s, but they were literally shred to pieces and devoured by the lions. I have never seen an animal attack reach this level of violence, and I have seen a lot!” Off of yahoo but now I can't find the link. Hermit and gewing 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csyphrett Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Even though hunting is outlawed within the national parks of Zimbabwe, ten men were illegally hunting for elephants last month within the park’s boundaries when they stumbled upon twenty adult Southwest African lions. The pride of lions were not exactly, you know, expecting human visitors, so they immediately attacked the intruders. The attack was so instantaneous that five of the ten men were killed, three severely injured, and two lightly injured. The animals were mostly unhurt. The men who survived the attack ran to a nearby village for medical help where they were promptly arrested. Ah, karma! “The men were visibly traumatized by the attack,” said Commissioner-General Chihuri,“and after seeing their injuries and the remains of their dead comrades, I can see why. These guys were tough criminals carrying ak-47s, but they were literally shred to pieces and devoured by the lions. I have never seen an animal attack reach this level of violence, and I have seen a lot!” Off of yahoo but now I can't find the link. like my wife says, Sometimes youre the bear, sometimes youre Tim Treadwell CES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roter Baron Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Go Lions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 Even though hunting is outlawed within the national parks of Zimbabwe, ten men were illegally hunting for elephants last month within the park’s boundaries when they stumbled upon twenty adult Southwest African lions. The pride of lions were not exactly, you know, expecting human visitors, so they immediately attacked the intruders. The attack was so instantaneous that five of the ten men were killed, three severely injured, and two lightly injured. The animals were mostly unhurt. The men who survived the attack ran to a nearby village for medical help where they were promptly arrested. Ah, karma! “The men were visibly traumatized by the attack,” said Commissioner-General Chihuri,“and after seeing their injuries and the remains of their dead comrades, I can see why. These guys were tough criminals carrying ak-47s, but they were literally shred to pieces and devoured by the lions. I have never seen an animal attack reach this level of violence, and I have seen a lot!” Off of yahoo but now I can't find the link. Ah yes, the eternal conflict between Poachers and Kings. Animal style this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cancer Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 North Carolina Couple Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Each Other With Pizza Rolls I can picture them doing the cop-out of offering to plead guilty to sexual deviancy charges in exchange for dropping the DV charges.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinecone Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 "We were just trying to feed each other , your honor" "We was hoping to make a U tube video later...things just got out of hand..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clonus Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 North Carolina Couple Arrested For Allegedly Assaulting Each Other With Pizza Rolls There had to be more than that. I mean that's one step away from arresting high school girls for pillow fights. Also I find their physical resemblance unnerving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 I can picture them doing the cop-out of offering to plead guilty to sexual deviancy charges in exchange for dropping the DV charges.... Living on the border of NC, I can say it just might be believable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 There had to be more than that. I mean that's one step away from arresting high school girls for pillow fights. Also I find their physical resemblance unnerving. Living on the border of NC, I can say a physical resemblance is not surprising Note: THough, I do remember one guy at my high school, openly admitted to having a crush on his cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christopher Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 There had to be more than that. I mean that's one step away from arresting high school girls for pillow fights. Please. In the US they manage to cause mass injury during pillow fights: http://edition.cnn.com/2015/09/05/us/west-point-pillow-fight/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cygnia Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 Man Accused of Illegally Owning Human Brain, Named “Freddy,” to Get High on Embalming Fluid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ternaugh Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 Man Accused of Illegally Owning Human Brain, Named “Freddy,” to Get High on Embalming Fluid It should have been named "Abby Normal". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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